And thus the One Word Story ends...

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And thus, the Glourious One Word story ends with a full 957 posts because of an inability to tolerate light entertainment.

 

Poor Sniper! Now it's over with 'light entertainment'.
No more masturbating twice a day.

 

This is the story as edited by me.

An Ode To Masturbation
One elephant went incontinent on through masturbating weithout life but was sterile from blindness caused by eating rotten sorcerers found within a dark dank putrid bog. Poor blacks won freedom by slaughtering Indians without consulting Boo! However, although Minsc never wanted a girly pair like Lady Nalia and the nasty nipples extraordinaire which were held firmly because of threats hurled during intermission combat with drunken sluts after spanking pussy willows lovingly between thier legs. Many masturbators ate big dicks. Brain thought poop squik ?WTF? Unfortunately for Aerie and homosexually passed away Dave while masturbating furiously and vigorously. But spoons can't sing loudly even when armadillos came producing pornography past midnight dressed in amazing jockstraps!!! messing them outright, although manboobs sag penis-like while undulating beneath the surface scum hump of gigantic coconuts that jiggle gayly in despair like masterbators eating wet mailmen humming Yani crap while shitstabbers masturbate while eating soggy bowls filled masturbator's monkeys unmentionable. Chainsaws rip chunks asunder, flying about with scrapple morphing hippies which smoke dope and wear scarlet speedos under jelly scrotoms who really look quite odd to tranvestites because Shura masturbates outside his bungalow watching low-budjet porn starring Taluntain! Sorcerers nevertheless, Sniper vowed unfaithfully never to masturbate under his covers unless someone else helps squeeze madonna's bra up Cher's arse! Which leads to Sniper jumping up the Choccy flavoured starfish and injesting on raw juicy tasty steaming butts that randomly belong outside Finland and herf obsinately waxes other men's gun which nobody masturbates without wearing Blink-182 underoos and around Blackthorne TA's nemesis Sniper crawled brown-hatters kumquat. This grass stank of silly Neverwolder's fishy dick, sucked until Fatmaka dismissed!! Although elephants start to frollick Turd-burgling kobolds who cannot masturbate other's dangly-bits. Howling loud chickens rampage unchecked stupidly through orgasms produced with overzealous sniping of orcs. However, Neptune being retrograde which complicated Orchish geocentric sex life. But heliocentricity confuses homophobics insanely because they can't seem to smell what The Rock masturbates. Purple cirrus looking clouds billowing aimlessly below starlit heavens. For a moment a flash of vibrant thigh excites me! Sometimes I waver hesitantly over urine samples. Darien Noella show her trouts only when she's warming buns and cream for her admirers and other orcish lover boys squealing in agony and frustration. Sniper does masturbations using hairy nail-studded inflatable-goat vibrators powered by Diehard 12 volt baboon's buttocks farting loudly stimulating 24/7. However sniping testicles refresh bysexual goats and gothic virgins eating stewed dog's buttocks into Sniper's infinityengineeditor in which herf's brain begin to cut melons as replacements for bust-u-like catsuits filled up with faded shit. Multiperspectival. Today madonna had an orgasm with sting on the inflatable dragon_bag. Elminster tripped inadvertently when the police kick their genitals off. Enema juice flows freely from tubes within a large monkey's thing. Although muffins are muffiny, cupcakes are juicy. juice is a thing which cum 24/7. Taluntain's devastating underpants smelt like rotten homobreath masturbating while Sniper watched his pet fish eat teachers. rancid silkworms crawling through Shura's nasty rash willy! Next wednesday, Herf decided ass-monkeys tasted good so she ate until his man-sack disintegrated! Maybe FenixStrife masturbates quickly while tree-huggers enthusiastically exterminate Cheeta Tamers. Luckily I'm a cheetahtamer now. People love jerking with their studded snow-tires while wizards hump harlots that hump oliphants. Oliphants? Oliphants! Orgasmic yawns caused a moderator to delete Blackthorn's sense of humor. However mathetais' restraining order prevented stimulation of buttocks repeatedly unless mutated gibberlings prevented restraining orders from Shura schweaty. "Stop!" said Taluntain, rolling on the floor laughing. "This ignorant monkey can't crawl up ass-holes infinitely." "But many kobolds sniffed purple pogo-sticks and mensrated very heavily." Blackthorne defends dragons adroitly corrupting life so impotence cannot while rap music corrupts even P-p-p-paladins. Now I know 42 dwarves masturbate. Although their oliphaunts stamped flat rats in cages, while crusy old grandmas rummage through for masturbating grandpas. Today Taluntain banned all pokemon spammers from these boards because he loves Mecha-Godzilla and Barbie-dolls. Meanwhile Blackthorne TA has created flying asses that inhale mucas. Now all power-gamers can replace Shadow keeper bananas ass using vibratiors spelt v-i-b-r-a-t-o-r-s without a dictionary. Lately literacy levels have completely dropped because idiots concerning acceptance of rules rarely manage to grasp fundamental concepts without misusing English. However grammer has important uses such as sarcastic replies Santiana uses. Spelling happens when something attempts to break up someone's concentration by inserting confusing microchips into grandma's freezer. My own grandma manipulated monkeys for the perpetual thingy called "Widget" which smells like Teen spirit. Woohoo!! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things are crawling on Mathetais' car and his mum is bitter about the drugs she was synthesizing. Gamers refused to reboot masturbating cheetahs by pressing buttons on their keyboard. The cheetahs sprint towards annoying and ripped.One band member was really pissed off since his inappropriate brochilli spears kept wilting when cheetahs played with his guitar. A lonesome Lima was bouncing on a sniper's huge toenail which was jutting towards the hole in the ozone layer. Unfortunatly solar flares scorched a cheetah's paws pink which caused Taluntain to prance around like a dragon. Elysium's tears are seen in Planescape Torment but also in Diablo surprisingly enough. Good girls never falling in love forget that intercourse without cucumbers limits pleasure. Thus, Imoen likes girls more then cucumbers. Boo hasn't noticed nutcrackers yet because Minsc is nuts about peanuts that can't be put in nutshells without tweezers. However, obscene children frequently masturbate in elastic closets. Crew is good for muscles. Cardio-vascular cross-training lacks interesting vaginal penetration and penile deprevation causes contractions in the PANTS. Oral Roberts prophecies antidisastablishmentarianism. Jesus rode while masturbating very hard until green caustic underpants to lick lightly. Crunchy pieces tastes much like wee wee and other damned substances. Inquisitiveness is a virtue whenever Viconia sucks Edwins somewhat tasty good looking dick or she wonders why Nalia licks her sweaty palms. Monkeys conquered Mars while masturbating wildfire.
Thanks septic


[This message has been edited by Avooch Dar (edited May 17, 2001).]

 

I was already calling it "One word pathetic" tragicomedy.

But for a proper name, how about "Ode to masturbation"?

Edit: Avooch asked any ideas for story's name and edited it so my post now sucks.

[This message has been edited by Extremist (edited May 17, 2001).]

 

Does my name have to be in that last sentance? Especially with the other words in the sentance. I think we should chance it to something more suitable like.... Sniper!!!

 

Thank you all for contributions to my thread, I was even amazed at the length it reached, and how coherant it was in some places, I of course, never expected it to become that big in size, the only other time I tried it, it reached about 60 or 70 then died. Tragically, it never managed to hit the 1000 mark, of course, when I saw it again just recently, i was hoping fir it to hit the best target or 1337 posts .

I suppose it was a wierd idea at the best of times, but I was amazed at the way it took off, if you let it get a few hundred thousand pages long, I am sure it could be considered a publishable work, alas, it was either The One Word Story or the whatnots forum, Catch 22 for the threads main supporters , I <dumb ill fated suggesiton> suppose the only way it would live was if there was a "One Word Story" forum </dumb ill fated suggestion>

 

Feel priviledged that you are the last name Wilfire...you will now be noticed as a person who was masturbated by monkeys conquering mars!

Feel enlightened.

While I, am the sad case that just loves the M-word...

 

Was it just me or was there nothing intelligent in that story? I couldn't get past the second page when it was still open. Nothing but incoherent sexuality, and rather crude at that.

Sorry. *shrug*

 

I hated that I-want-to-boost-my-statistics-thread since it had about 300 posts, and I am grateful to whatever closed it. But it certainly is legendary, and I think Taluntain could edit it a little bit and post it somewhere on the site.

 

like i said, nothing will beat the tribal forum's "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" thread