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Avril is a pretty girl!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by SleepleSS, May 1, 2004.

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    [​IMG] Avril Lavigne is a beautiful girl. She is looking at me from my desktop. She is watching me as I am drinking beer eating Pringles and listen to Anal C*nt. Aliens are flying above my head looking for shelter 'cause they are scared of us earthlings they are not able to fight Just like Bobo the Giant is unable to speak. If he opens his mouth flies fly out to end in a pile of corn looking for needels. At this point System of a Down will record a song with Brandon Di Camillo and the land will be shattered by earthquakes. All radio station will play tears in heaven only to irritate their listeners and all names would be bleeped will talking over phones. A beast will come out of the earth telling everybody that he's gay and want's the but f*ck Bush, the principle of evil made flesh. And at this moment the apocalypse is near and the angel falls from the sky wielding his sword of terror enslaving humanity and once again tears in heaven. Yes Avril is a pretty girl...
     
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    Cool, I'll come around one day to smoke some of that stuff with you, man :D
     
    Nocturnal Nomad, May 1, 2004
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    wow... just... wow...
     
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    Err come again?

    Now for the details-

    Now there is a definite typo here. You either meant 'want's the but f*ck Bush' meaning that Bush is a but f*ck (which btw should be 'butt f*ck' not 'but'). However you may have meant that he wants to 'butt f*ck Bush'.

    The subservient clause is rather abstract, another typo could make it 'with the principle of evil made flesh' - which implies the second of my primary clause interpretations (the beast sodomising Bush with the 'principle of evil...'. Without a typo you may have meant that Bush is 'the principle of evil made flesh'. You may also have been suggesting that the beast is the 'principle of evil made flesh'; however for that to be true this subservient clause should be linked with the beast and not with Bush.

    Oh and whichever of these was your intent it should be 'wants' not 'want's'. It's not missing out a letter(s) and nor does is denote possession. The apostrophe is superfluous.
     
    Lazy Bonzo, May 1, 2004
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] *sigh*
     
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