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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Jaguar, Dec 2, 2003.

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  1. Jaguar Gems: 27/31
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    Remove all ads!
    There are many funny insults out there, so lets hear them. (And so Taluntain doesn't have to intervene, remember the rules of the site.)

    My personal favorite is
    :rolling: :spin: :roll:
     
    Jaguar, Dec 2, 2003
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  2. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    -You're like Hawaii
    -Meaning what?
    -You serve no purpose!
     
    Ofelix, Dec 2, 2003
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  3. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy. Bonus points to whoever knows where its from!
     
    reepnorp, Dec 2, 2003
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    Yeah I bet no-one here's ever played ToB. That was a funny dialogue though. ;)
     
    Foradasthar, Dec 2, 2003
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  5. fade Gems: 13/31
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    It is talking to Edwin right?

    Here is mine

    "You know, I would have been your father, but the guy if front of me had exact change."
     
    fade, Dec 2, 2003
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  6. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    "Well, at least I'm pretty, but not all the makeup in the world could make you look anything but a dog's arse!"

    As said by one of the characters in my NaNo. I am "proud" of it :p
     
    Arabwel, Dec 2, 2003
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  7. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    Loerand, Dec 2, 2003
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  8. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    "A male reproductive organ charecterised by disturbed continuity of tissue" - a nice way of saying broken little Richard, one of traditional Polish forms of address ;)

    "No problem. Not everyone has to be smart/refined/a gentleman."

    "If you prefer shorter sentences, just tell me." - a universal debate one. Works nice with a kind smile.

    "Does it actually seem to you that you are talking to one of your kind?" - a real one. At a party, some guy failed to show proper respect to my friend's sister and we had a little talk. He still failed to show proper respect...

    Ah, in the name of spam, please allow me to quote something from a real university oral examination.

    He refused to allow me earlier examination term. All who took earlier exams came in suits, the rest casual. I was very casual. He caught me on the stairs and told me he would examine me in an hour.

    He: Good morning, mr X *wide grin*
    I: Good morning. Please excuse my dress. *ice cold*
    He: Mr X, you could come naked and you wouldn't awaken my interest, anyway.
    I: A stone off my heart.
     
    chevalier, Dec 2, 2003
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  9. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    "You fight like a dairy farmer" ...

    Everyone knows the rest
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Dec 2, 2003
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  10. Mystra's Chosen Gems: 22/31
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    You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your parents.
     
    Mystra's Chosen, Dec 2, 2003
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  11. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.
     
    Death Rabbit, Dec 2, 2003
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  12. notforyou Gems: 5/31
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    Morningstar-I guess Guybrush would really enjoy this thread
     
    notforyou, Dec 2, 2003
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  13. Falstaff

    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Falstaff, Dec 2, 2003
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  14. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    "Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd' in brine, smarting in lingering pickle."

    Taken from Antony and Cleopatra

    :shake:
     
    Taluntain, Dec 2, 2003
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  15. Klorox

    Klorox Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-mênu! Veteran

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    Ya know, Death Rabbit, I opened this thread thinking of posting the exact same thing! LOL!
     
    Klorox, Dec 2, 2003
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  16. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    @ Klorox

    Great minds think alike...and so do ours. ;)
     
    Death Rabbit, Dec 2, 2003
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  17. Shura Gems: 25/31
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    [​IMG] Can someone list all the Monty Python insults?
     
    Shura, Dec 3, 2003
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  18. Chris Williams Gems: 9/31
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    David Hockney on poet W.H. Auden:
    "If that's his face, what must his scrotum look like?"
     
    Chris Williams, Dec 3, 2003
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  19. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Agreed to some of you: Play Monkey Island series.

    I know dogs which are much smarter than you!
    -He must have taught you everything you know!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Dec 3, 2003
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  20. Shralp Gems: 18/31
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    I called someone a Mathetais once.

    Boy, does that ever make gay cheerleader angry.
     
    Shralp, Dec 3, 2003
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