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We haven't had a LotR topic in a while. So sad.

I've come across a site that purports to be the diary entries of the Fellowship. I had no idea Tolkien's characters were so frisky.

http://diaries.diagon.org/ Read 'em from left to right. (Aragorn then Legolas then Boromir, etc.)

Legolas really is the prettiest.

[This message has been edited by Shralp (edited June 25, 2002).]

 

I think someone posted that ... but its still funny.

you gotta love Legolas ...

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[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited June 25, 2002).]

 

Ringwraith NO5: Day1
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Opened christmas present from
Sauron.Shiny,shiny,shiny,shiny,shiny ring.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(hahahaha)
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The fellowship is GAY.(hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah)

 

This was posted before, but still funny to read again

 

Are you sure....there are more on this one, and the ones that were posted before seemed slightly different. I'm sure Sam was in blatant denail in the earlier ones...always going on about "perfectly platonic brotherly love" or somesuch. - Ah scratch that...it was Frodo who was in denial. Still good for the ones that didn't get posted.

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Quite good
Suddenly the LotR story makes so much more sense ...

 

Same here, I've tried to read the whole proper version, I am on about page 900-and-something-or-other, and have been reading it for about a year. Iam usually quite a quick reader, but with this book, I can only read at least 3 pages a night, before getting board and going off to play on the PC.

This is much more fun, and interessting (sp?)

 

Actually, I made a post a while ago called Freakish Frodo.

I haven't seen the film, only trailers and posters.

 

Now this makes much more sense then the real thing.



[This message has been edited by Frostbite (edited July 03, 2002).]

 

DAY ONE
Grrr. Argh.

"Sam will kill him if he trys anything"

 

LOL
just hilarious

 

Go, Shralp!

 

This is very sick! Oh well, all master pieces must be insulted by people with way to mush free time.

 

This is probably all the stuff that will be in the extended version

Can't wait for *the horn of Gondor* scene

 

I have a sudden attack of the giggles.
"I caught Sauron putting on ceremonial sparkly mascara"
By all accounts, Aragorn is the only one NOT getting shagged. Stupid pervy hobbit-fancier.

 

I saw a book in the shops the other day called "Bored of the Rings" which was basically a parody of the original.

It looked quite funny but was only a mear fragment of the size of the originals.

 

Well, you know what they say...

The mark of a great work is the amount of parody written to make fun of it.

 

agree with Deathmage: didn't find that particularly amusing. and gay.

 

This is sick! I guess all works of art must be made fun of by those who can't see how great it is. Or they just laugh at the joke. But not I.