blonde jokes

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hey, any one got any good blonde jokes?
ill start us of-

joke-if a blonde and a brunette were to jump of a cliff, who would hit the ground first?

answer-brunette, the blond has to stop for directions

 

A Blonde Story to End All Blonde Stories
This is worse than forgetting to put the plug in!
A true story...

Last summer, down on Lake Isabelle, located in the high desert, an Hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem.

No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-foot Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a Nearby marina, hoping that they could tell her what
was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Wait for it...remember, this is a true story...

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

 

I've known of some stupid things before, but I must say, never have a heard something to top that!

 

lol! What an IMBECILE!

 

What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't let your friends borrow the porsche...

 

If anyone here are from Norway, Sweden or just understand Norwegian, you can see some jokes on my site:
http://mollusken.tripod.com/jolles/index.htm

Sorry, but the site is ugly and slow to load

 

What a blond say to herself when she saw a banana skin on the floor?


"Oh no, I will again fall on the floor"

 

A brunette goes to the doctor complaining that everything on her body hurts. Any spot she touches gives her immense pain.

The doctor can't believe it, so he asks her to touch her elbow. The woman screams in pain.

The doctor is puzzled and asks her to touch her knee. The woman howls with excruciating pain.

The doctor finally gets the woman to touch her nose thinking that her nose looked in good shape. The woman once again cries out in pain.

She asks the doctor if he believes her now, every part of her body is in pain.

The doctor looks suspiciously at the woman and says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" to which the woman replies, "No I'm actually blonde, I just dyed my hair. How did you know?"

The doctor laughs and says, "Well miss blondie, it looks like you have a broken finger!"

[This message has been edited by Lord Moeken (edited December 12, 2000).]

 

One day a blonde losses the job she was working at, and so that night she prays to God to win the lottery. Well, she continually prays to god for about 2 weeks and still nothing.

Finally, the blonde gets uspset and cries that she doesn't beleive in God. Well that same night, in her sleep, god came to her in her dreams and asked her to at least meet him 1/2 way........

Buy a lottery ticket.

(Warning, not for the kiddies)
Why was the blonde's belly-button bruised (navel)......

Because she has a blonde boyfriend.

 

Hahahahaha