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Cast away your HOTBOD membership, join BoB(o)!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Azardu, Jul 24, 2001.

  1. Azardu Gems: 9/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Do you believe in Taluntain?
    If you do, leave.
    If you choose to disbelieve, then read on, you are qualified to join.

    The Brotherhood of Brakes (orthodox) is dedicated to spreading the true word. That is, the word of the brakes. Cast aside everything else, it is false! The only way to truly become enlightened is to disbelieve anything, except the brakes. Only then can you become truly enlightened.

    Once you have come to disbelieve everything (except the brakes), you must walk out onto a road (which doesn't exist) in front of a car (also not existing). Then you will hear the holy word of the brakes (which exist).

    Be warned that there have been some minor accidents among the less faithful of our followers, where they became instant graffiti on the asphalt. But rest assured, it was the will of the brakes. They were not worthy, they lost faith in the word of the brakes. Stay on the path, and you will be safe.


    And beware, brakes do not like heretics much. Refuse to believe and the shriek of a brake might be the last thing you'll hear as it smites you for your sins.

    Any joiners?

    Update: To please potential female followers, it has been decided by the brakes (ouch, my right knee hurts a bit) that the female division, the Sisterhood of Brakes (orthodox), SoB(o), will be reopened immediately.

    [This message has been edited by Azardu (edited July 24, 2001).]

    [This message has been edited by Azardu (edited July 24, 2001).]
     
    Azardu, Jul 24, 2001
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  2. Extremist Gems: 31/31
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    [​IMG] As I said before in Mat's thread, I can follow septic and noone else.

    Thanks for offer but...
    GET LOST! ;)
     
    Extremist, Jul 24, 2001
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  3. Kitiara Gems: 14/31
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    hmm brotherhood eh! Well i know i wont be joinin since i am female and cannot be a brother :p
     
    Kitiara, Jul 24, 2001
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  4. Azardu Gems: 9/31
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    Extremist: I am afraid you are the one that is lost. Repent, or the brakes will surely smite you. Because you show such ignorance in following septic, I will pray that the brakes temporarily forgive you of your ignorance on the off chance that you will one day see the truth. Know that BoB(o) might then be open for you, seeing that you disbelieved Taluntain.
     
    Azardu, Jul 24, 2001
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  5. Sir Yerril of Morningmist Guest

    Ack! Heretics!!

    Cast away your automobile-related beleifs and be blessed in the glory of HOTBODS!
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Jul 24, 2001
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  6. The Fat Egg Gems: 15/31
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    Look, if you have nothing to contribute, don't bother, Eggie. Especially not with swear words. I thought I instructed you to go read the FAQ about rules here...

    [This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited July 26, 2001).]
     
    The Fat Egg, Jul 26, 2001
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