Cats Rule!!!

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Cats rule oh yes they do!

Any why?

They are cute and cuddly, they meow, they purr, they are clean, they clean themselves, they don’t stink, they don’t bark, they don’t chew your shoes and trainers and slippers, when they need a **** they let you know, they don’t bite unless you piss them off, they don’t need to be fed and they keep the nastys away.

Dogs suck oh yes they do!

Any why?

They are not cute and cuddly, they bark, they are dirty, they need to be cleaned, they need jabs and cost you a **** load in vet bills, they chew your shoes and trainers and slippers, when they need a **** they **** anywhere and everywhere and then give you an innocent look when you find **** all over the place, they are volatile and they bite, they need to be walked, they need to be fed, they smell and they are scared of the nastys.

If you want a pet, get a cat.

 

But, when said cat gets older, and like mine starts using the entire house as a litter box, is it still better than having a dog?

 

Cats have servants, dogs have owners.

Therefore dogs rule.


BTW, how do you stop a cat from spitting?
You turn the BBQ down.

 

Cats are the best. My cat when he was about 2, followed me to school, every day. How cool is it having your own cat that attacks annoying people on command?? Well, maybe not on command, but if they did something that was a bit uncalled for, the claws went deep. From that experience of having my Corky, I will never say that cats do not love their owners ever again.

 

Cats rules!
Dogs rules!
White mice rules!
Hamsters rules!
Rabbits rules!
Gold fishes rules!
Arowanas rules!
Canaries rules!

...man is doomed.

 

Cats > dogs

Cats > x

I guess cats are the best. I have two, a calico and a tabby type deal. Fun stuff, they chase either around the house and knock over the piano stool. Only bad part about cats is the hairballs, but oh well, cats still rule!

 

cats don't talk to human, dogs do!

 

I've had both cats and dogs and a lot of other pets. I think all animals have their special qualities and I have loved all of my pets. Living in a city and moving every few years has made living with a cat a lot easier than having a dog. Before I had a husband and a child I had cats. They have always been caring and affectionate without being obedient and needy like a dog. I think that people who don't like cats just don't understand them.

 

Yes, cats rule. The constant attention seeking nature of dogs pisses me off. Noisy, dirty, irritating and destructive. As predators, I doubt they'd be able to catch a cold.

Cats all the way.

 

Cats are too independent.

Dogs can be trained beyond belief...


And give me the cat that I can go out on a hunt with, and I will give you the dog that can ride a bike.

Therefore: Cats sucks, Dogs RULES!

Edit: Such a statement should be

 

Dogs are much more fun than cats. You can train them and play games with them. They make more rewarding pets, in my humble opinion.

Cats get bored of games once they are no longer kittens.

 

Cats are lazy little bastards! the only way to get one moving is to show it a sack and a canal.

 

I love cats.

Especially grilled, with mint jelly.

 

*turnes Jack into a cinder*

No, cats all the way. Not doubt about it. But I do like them dogs.
They are just not as... cool as cats.

I own my cat and that cat owns me. Equality.

Sometimes I think, dogs are for people who feel the need to command.

 

Cat's rule, even though some never learn to use litter-box ( Between litter-box and death, some cats even seem to choose death).

 

best pet would definatly be a human..so easy to make do things, and they are better companions.unless of couyrse you dont like them.