1. SPS Accounts:
    Do you find yourself coming back time after time? Do you appreciate the ongoing hard work to keep this community focused and successful in its mission? Please consider supporting us by upgrading to an SPS Account. Besides the warm and fuzzy feeling that comes from supporting a good cause, you'll also get a significant number of ever-expanding perks and benefits on the site and the forums. Click here to find out more.
    Dismiss Notice
Dismiss Notice
You are currently viewing Boards o' Magick as a guest, but you can register an account here. Registration is fast, easy and free. Once registered you will have access to search the forums, create and respond to threads, PM other members, upload screenshots and access many other features unavailable to guests.

BoM cultivates a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. We have been aiming for quality over quantity with our forums from their inception, and believe that this distinction is truly tangible and valued by our members. We'd love to have you join us today!

(If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. If you've forgotten your username or password, click here.)

Caution!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Stereophobia, May 30, 2002.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

  1. Stereophobia Guest

    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] I just figured out what the Indians (asian not american) are up to. After two decades of opening corner shops in almost every country they can thus cornering the global market in canned foods, they are now threatening nuculer war with pakistan (known for powdered curries another survival food), what does this mean?

    well the big pictureis this, after years of bathing and drinking from dirty rivers imunising themselfs against polution, they launch theyre war heads, then the pakistanie's do, the indian warheads are uranium wich will poisen the ground for 1000 years meaning no-one will want to go into india or pakistan for a long time, then the pakistani war heads contain ploutonium which has a vast fallout radious which kills off:

    The afghanistans (thus theyre nearest rival bin laden)

    The Irani (the only people crazy enough to go after em for it)

    The israli and palestinian (no more suicide bombers)

    And the chinease (no one will ever create a way to live through the fall out and poluted ground)

    Then the final stage of theyre plan takes effect, the rest of the world crap em selfs and moves into huge bunkers till the 25 years of fallout pass, for this they will need alot of canned and dried foods, where can they buy these? from the corner shops of course, at last the reasons they have got us acustomed to theyre extortionut rates, to fund theyre take over! so now were all living underground leaving them free to take over the world!!!!!


    RUN FOR THE HILLS PEOPLE THE END OF CIVILISATION IS UPON US, CURRY (excuse the pun) FAVOUR FROM YOUR FUTURE MASTERS WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Stereophobia, May 30, 2002
    #1

  2. Turambar Gems: 13/31
    Latest gem: Ziose

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2001
    Messages:
    518
    Likes Received:
    0
    [​IMG] You should have been on the President's staff as minister of war or something, cause you really have it figured out here:rolleyes::mommy:



    [This message has been edited by Turambar (edited May 30, 2002).]
     
    Turambar, May 30, 2002
    #2

  3. Extremist Gems: 31/31
    Latest gem: Rogue Stone

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2001
    Messages:
    4,366
    Likes Received:
    0
    Perhaps you should change the "Stereo" in the nick with more appropriate four letters word. :p
     
    Extremist, May 30, 2002
    #3

  4. the god Gems: 13/31
    Latest gem: Ziose

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2002
    Messages:
    578
    Likes Received:
    0
    [​IMG] stereophobia, starting this topic makes you seem stupid!

    even though your comments are probably a joke, they are in extremely poor taste and not even funny in a politically incorrect way!

    is it possible to nominate someone for both 'idiot' and 'grammatical moron' of the week... :hmm:
     
    the god, May 30, 2002
    #4

  5. Jack Funk Gems: 24/31
    Latest gem: Water Opal

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2001
    Messages:
    1,778
    Likes Received:
    25
    Really weak dude.
     
    Jack Funk, May 30, 2002
    #5

  6. Sir Dargorn Gems: 21/31
    Latest gem: Pearl

    Joined:
    May 6, 2001
    Messages:
    1,338
    Likes Received:
    0
    Actually yes you are the perfect candidate for the american defense minister, racist and think your funny!
     
    Sir Dargorn, May 30, 2002
    #6
  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2000
    Messages:
    23,653
    Media:
    494
    Likes Received:
    570
    Gender:
    Male
    [​IMG] Well, it had potential to be funny (in a harmless sort of way), but the atrocious grammar & spelling ruined its chances.

    I think this topic has outlived its usefulness.
     
    Taluntain, May 30, 2002
    #7
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Sorcerer's Place is a project run entirely by fans and for fans. Maintaining Sorcerer's Place and a stable environment for all our hosted sites requires a substantial amount of our time and funds on a regular basis, so please consider supporting us to keep the site up & running smoothly. Thank you!

Sorcerers.net is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to products on amazon.com, amazon.ca and amazon.co.uk. Amazon and the Amazon logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.