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Chinese Fortune Cookies

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sorvo, Feb 1, 2004.

  1. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Remove all ads!
    What's your funniest or favorite?
    After reading this, I was :lol:
    :) Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical :)
     
    Sorvo, Feb 1, 2004
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    [​IMG] He who believe in forture cookie wisdom, has ability to smell own sphincter.
     
    Blackhawk, Feb 2, 2004
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    I actually can't recall any fortune cookies I've had. Unfortunate, that.
     
    Aldazar, Feb 2, 2004
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    NeoXro, Feb 2, 2004
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  5. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    I've never had a fortune cookie. I feel so rejected :( .
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Feb 2, 2004
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    [​IMG] @NeoXro: LOL

    Nice one. :D :D
     
    Shura, Feb 2, 2004
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    All cookie fortunes are improved if you add the phrase "between the sheets" to the end. :D ;) :roll:
     
    Rallymama, Feb 2, 2004
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    @Rallymama

    I always thought that it was "in bed" that you added to the end. Either way, I suppose. :D
     
    Jaguar, Feb 2, 2004
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    [​IMG] Have another one!
     
    Nobleman, Feb 5, 2004
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