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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Stu, Feb 3, 2006.

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    Stu, Feb 3, 2006
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    Oh man! That was ridiculously funny.
     
    nior, Feb 3, 2006
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    And here's me, thinking that his cameo in Dodgeball was the best thing ever... I'm bookmarking this page straight away!
     
    Colthrun, Feb 3, 2006
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    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    That's absolutely hilarious... and so true :thumb:
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Feb 3, 2006
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    :shake: I don't know how something can be so moronic and yet funny at the same time. :shake:
     
    JSBB, Feb 3, 2006
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    There is a Polish humour site that has 15 articles about Chuck. And new ones come alost each day :D
     
    Undertaker, Feb 3, 2006
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    Yeah one of my friends showed me this site a while ago. So funny. But funnier still is seeing Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon". That kick in the groin is vicious :D
     
    theGodless, Feb 3, 2006
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    NOG (No Other Gods) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

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    Wow. That was hilarious. I gotta save that one.
     
    NOG (No Other Gods), Feb 3, 2006
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    Yes, it is funny, but I really think the whole Chuck Norris thing should stop, Chuck Norris is the only thing most on the web seem to be talking about now because of these jokes.
     
    ObviousDelirium, Feb 4, 2006
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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Haha, I love this. There was also a skit done by Chris Parnell and Andy Sandburg on SNL about the Young Chuck Norris, which I thought was pretty funny. I wish I could find it...
     
    Saber, Feb 4, 2006
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    That was hilarious yet stupid... :hmm: ah hell :lol:
     
    Ofelix, Feb 4, 2006
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    OMFG :D

    just curious though, why's he big all of a sudden again?
     
    Enagonios, Feb 4, 2006
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    No idea Enagonios.

    Its been done before, but....
    Chuck Norris knows about Chuck Norris facts

    BTW I tried telling my bio teacher that chuck norris has 72 pairs of chromosomes..and they're all poisonous. She didn't take it too well. :D
     
    Stu, Feb 10, 2006
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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Heh, as long as he isn't pissed about it. Some celebrities get pissed at things like this, and then they make them go away :(

    Those celebrities need to be roundhouse kicked to the face.
     
    Saber, Feb 11, 2006
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    My god, this is EVERYWHERE. Soon idiot high-school kids are going to be walking around wearing "Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill!" t-shirts, and it'll be lame as hell. I can't even count how many people I've heard about this from in the last month alone. :rolleyes:

    Damn funny, though - too bad it's getting ruined.
     
    Death Rabbit, Feb 11, 2006
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    "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.: :lol:

    Yeah...those were pretty good. :lol: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Feb 11, 2006
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    Chuck Norris rules. I read the link Stu and a celeb that isn't a tight-ass is okay with me. Especially since he's one of the few actors that used to play a fighter role that can actually fight.
     
    Enagonios, Feb 11, 2006
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    I love the Chuck Norris jokes. Last week I was at a friends house, and the power went out. We spent the remaining battery time on his laptop reading Chuck Norris jokes. :D
     
    reepnorp, Feb 11, 2006
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