Conspiracy Theories

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During my journey to 'Nerdvana', I happened across a site on the internet.

Now this was not an ordinary site, no. It did not have reams of text, with odd and unneccesary pictures. This site gave me the possibility to entertain myself for hours upon end. This site enabled me to create a random conspiracy theory using names which I typed in. So I gave it a try, and this is what I got:

"Why can't anyone see that the denizens of the boards are being mind conrolled by Wildfire? It's all so that Wildfire's evil sidekick, hidden in a secret HQ near Friendly Arm Inn can force everyone to listen him to say 'heh' repeatedly. After that, Wildfire will receive an @ in the chatroom when the disorder caused by Wildfire's evil sidekick reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Lokken put together a militia to stop them. "



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I like smilies.


[This message has been edited by Wildfire (edited October 23, 2001).]

 

I love that site!

"Obviously Lokken is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Taluntain in Sorcerer's Place. Very soon Elminster, who is currently only supplying weapons to Lokken, will join in. SP community has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Chatroom which Elminster is trying to steal to help win the war and Take over SP. We must help Blackthorne TA to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

 

I just discovered the real plot of BG2 with this generator. Neat.

"Isn't it obvious that Irenicus has been killed by Cowled wizards and replaced by an agent of Hendak who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Cowled wizards is planning to But-kick for goodness when the agent of Hendak assassinates Kangaxx. The only solution is for Valygar to stop Cowled wizards and Hendak, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

really awesome

 

Oh that's my favorite site of the week for sure. I don't know who dreamed that up, but I want more scenarios. More I tell you, more. MWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAA!!!


"Isn't it obvious that Blackthorn TA has been killed by Crawl and replaced by an agent of Kitiara who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Crawl is planning to rule the world when the agent of Kitiara assassinates Lokken. The only solution is for Taluntain to stop Crawl and Kitiara, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "


"The local bank is a front for the evil works of Crawl. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to rule the world. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Blackthorn TA to Lokken have been caught out. Only Taluntain has seen through the scam, which is why Kitiara, in cahoots with Crawl, is trying to kindnap Boo and hold him for ransom with a view to putting an end to Taluntain. "


"Obviously Crawl is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Blackthorn TA in the bowels of Sorcerer's Place. Very soon Kitiara, who is currently only supplying weapons to Crawl, will join in. Lokken has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Stormfront Studios which Kitiara is trying to steal to help win the war and rule the world. We must help Taluntain to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

 

Why can't anyone see that Marnix is being followed by Kitiara? It's all so that Tazmin, hidden in a secret HQ near the Netherlands can go to Jerry Springer. After that, Kitiara will kill each other when the disorder caused by Tazmin reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Canadian Whiskey-brewers put together a militia to stop them.

 

"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that my french teacher is trying to destroy kevlar. Also, where he says 'the mouse in belgium will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that bush is threatening my french teacher. The lion is kevlar who is trying to protect kevlar from my french teacher with little sucess.

.......shite?

 

um HEY! How come im the bad guy in all these stories! LOL And um plastic surgury Crawl shesh you guys. I did one of those too. .. but i of course was the good guy

 

Hmmm, I see a very different conspiracy pending out there ...

"The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of the jealous men of Sorcerers Place. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to The End the Happy Dance Forever! They've already claimed victims - most notably Kitiara has been caught out. Only Mathetais has seen through the scam, which is why the CIA, in cahoots with all the jealous men of Sorcerers Place, is trying to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule with a view to putting an end to Mathetais."

-- a world without the happy dance! Oh the Humanity!!!

 

OK, I think you all need to go to your happy places.

Really, these are a scream. LOL

 

"The UFO sitings over Sorcerer's Place are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Tiamat to make gamers everywhere and other enemies of Osama bin Laden think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Tiamat and Osama bin Laden plan to take over the world. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Elvis is being set up to tackle the problem."

And, in memory of the recent chat room conversations I've been having....

"Why can't anyone see that the SP community is being spied on by Tiamat? It's all so that Arwen, hidden in a secret HQ near Sorcerer's Place can cook people alive. After that, Tiamat will grill anyone who defies them when the disorder caused by Arwen reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let JFK put together a militia to stop them."


LMFAO.

 

Tal - that's hilarious!

Now you've spoiled the plots of BG 3-8

 

"The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Spudsquisher. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to to steal Irenicus's favorite hat. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Irenicus to Sarevok have been caught out. Only our Martian protectors has seen through the scam, which is why Bel Dalemark, in cahoots with Spudsquisher, is trying to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii with a view to putting an end to our Martian protectors. "

[This message has been edited by Spudsquisher (edited October 25, 2001).]

 

lol very funny site