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Corniest chat up lines

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by The Kilted Crusader, Jun 24, 2003.

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  1. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    What are the corny chat up lines that you use when you are extremely drunk, and seeing even the ugliest dame as that sexy english teacher you had in high school.
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Jun 24, 2003
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  2. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    "Excuse me...you're standing on my penis."

    "F*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Fred?"

    "Wow! Those things are as big as my head!"
     
    Death Rabbit, Jun 24, 2003
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  3. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] Can I borrow a quarter? I have to call God and tell him he's lost an angel!
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jun 24, 2003
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    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I don't really have fixed chat-up lines. I come up with them as the battlefield situation necessitates. While some of them are less than holy, I frown on animalish ones revolving around reproductive organs and similar.

    When I'm really drunk, and I mean *really*, I switch to French, compose false-Shakespeare or just some on-the-fly bard work.

    Generally flirting loses any charm when it's planned beforehand. I so much enjoy verbal swordplay and context remarks... Hints, puzzles, equivocalness. This is where gentlemen differ from boors ;)
     
    chevalier, Jun 24, 2003
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    The best I've heard, though I've not either the guts or classlessness not sure which, to use it is:

    "You're ugly but intrigue me."
     
    Laches, Jun 24, 2003
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  6. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] "Hi!" Has always worked for me. But I am a firm believer in the wingman system. When you attack, your friend/wingman must do everything he can to distract the girl's friends...They try to do you in EVERY time!
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jun 24, 2003
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    I walk up, look deeply in her eyes and say, "Red Five, we're going in!"

    :lol:

    Seriously, don't get drunk, marry for money, and leave the chat-ups for the place God intended them to be used ... irc! ;)
     
    Mathetais, Jun 24, 2003
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  8. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    "I Forgot my home phone number...can I have yours?"

    "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

    "I like what you're wearing...but I bet they would look better piled on my bedroom floor." :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Jun 24, 2003
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    Hi, my name is Ig but people call me the human tripod.

    Women love me, but of course you know this already.

    Are you from Birmigham? Great, me neither, we have something in common.
     
    Vukodlak, Jun 24, 2003
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    I'm so horny I could probably impregnate you from ten feet away.

    ...gets em' every time
     
    Late-Night Thinker, Jun 24, 2003
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  11. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] On a RPG online Frosty got someone saying:

    Hey, I'm a cavalier, I know how to use my lance well and I know how to ride. So, do you wanna play Horsie?
     
    8people, Jun 24, 2003
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  12. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    In RPG I prefer laying hands to the best of my healing capacity ;) Deep, concerned and serious voice: 'I am a paladin. Do you need healing?' :D
     
    chevalier, Jun 24, 2003
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    My tongue could use some lubrication...mind helping a fella out?
     
    Late-Night Thinker, Jun 24, 2003
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    how about, "do you believe in love at first sight, or do i need to walk by again?"
     
    Greenlion420, Jun 24, 2003
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    Are you from Jamaica? Because ja make me crazy.

    Are you tried? Because you have been running in my mind all night.
     
    teekc, Jun 25, 2003
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    "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

    Well it worked for my friend's sister once...
     
    Aikanaro, Jun 25, 2003
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    "Hey, nice jeans. I bet there are even better legs under them. ;) Why not prove it?"
     
    Wordplay, Jun 25, 2003
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    I usally attire the girls in my place with the excuse of showing them my huge collection of comic books, and then I try to sell them some...
    (I know, I konw...I'm a complete arse.... :rolleyes: :D :D )
     
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  19. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    You mean a girl would ever use such a line?! :eek:

    Nice one, truly. How often does it actually work?
     
    chevalier, Jun 25, 2003
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  20. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    My said jumping out from behind a dumpster screaming helped him get a girl once.
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Jun 25, 2003
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