Cows and only cows

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I once had to do a paper on cows for my biology class. It was utterly impossible.
-What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A HOLy Cow!
-Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
-What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.
-What gives milk and says, "Ooom, oom?"
A cow walking backwards.
-What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
-Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
-Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
-What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
-What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
-Yep, I'm going to milk this topic for all I can!
-What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
-What do cows do on a Saturday night?
They go to the moovies.
-What does a farmer use to count his cows?
A cow-culator.
-What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
-What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
-What kind of cowfee do cows like?
Decalfinated!
-What does one call a sleeping cow?
A bull dozer.
-How would you get a cow in your car?
Promise to let her steer.
-What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
-Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He wanted rich milk.
-Why did the chef watch the lazy cow?
He liked to see meat loaf.
Come on, be charitabull with me. Am I not absolutely adorabull?
Ok, I won't utter another cow joke. But aren't you glad you encowntered this thread?

 

Flooder!
This is imcowssible

But my little bro likes this.
But what in the **** makes you to list cow jokes?

EDIT:
I do not find anything creative in cow jokes.
BTW: Do you think that NWN dialog is creative?

[ February 21, 2003, 13:50: Message edited by: Taza ]

 

Well someones gotta be creative, so we end up with cow jokes

 

*groan* And here I thought I'd HERD them all...

And when cows go to the moo-vies on a Saturday Night, what do they watch?
- Apocalypse Cow
- Moo-nstruck
- Cud

What do they do after the moo-vies?
- They go discow dancing

[ February 21, 2003, 15:25: Message edited by: Rallymama ]

 

My seven year old daughter thinks this one is just the funniest -- kill me now please!

-- Where did NASA send the cow?

-- To the Moooo-n.

On a similar topic, for some reason my wife doesn't like it when I make "Mooo" noises while she breast feeds our daughter. Go figure -- wives just have no sense of humor!

 

Hmm, is it normal I think these are funny?

 

Just when you think humanity has hit the ultimate low, someone hands Elios a shovel.

 

@Faragon

You got it.


[ February 22, 2003, 10:23: Message edited by: Taza ]

 

*me starts to hand around the Elios fan club badges, and looks at people fummily when they run around in panic*

This is slightly , but...

Why is the menstrual cycle usually refered to as the period?

Because mad cow disease was already taken.

*sighs*

Loses much in translation....

(*wanders off with her Bag of Badges*)

 

Actually, Arabwel, it didn't lose a thing in translation. Next time I want to camp on the couch, I'll tell my wife that one.

A colleague of mine has this for her signature on her e-mail:

"To err is human, to moo, bovine."

She has a lot of cow stuff -- cow dolls, cow stationary, a cow screen-saver, cow magnets, cow flatware, you get the idea. She is also not married, but I don't have the courage to point out the probable reason!

 

LOL!!! I'm going to have to do that next time I'm around my sister while she's breast feeding!

 

I stopped nursing shortly before I had to take a business trip to Switzerland. While there I bought a tin of "Mama Moo" brand chocolate. Velcro liked the joke!

 

Ahh all this cow talk is being back my horrible diablo2 cow nightmares!

 

http://www.concentric.net/~Neotek/text/art.htm
A grand site for cow lovers everywhere

 

I don't think I could take an-udder cow joke
(ty B&W)

I've realised in the scariest way that I walk like the cow on Black and White!!!

 

What do you call a milkless cow?

An UDDER failure!!!

You haven't UDDERED enough cow jokes!

[EDIT}: Ack, I've edited twice...posting too late at night.

[ February 23, 2003, 12:26: Message edited by: Farthy ]

 

There is a secret cow level in Diablo where swarms of cows attack you with gigantic halberds.
Yes Cowruns we call them
Or moscow or vodcow or hellcow
*goes into a ramble*

 

Just to milk this topic a little more ... enjoy!

http://www.ferryhalim.com/cowgame/

 

Oh god is this what we have sunk moo?

Has anyone herd of this site? Anyone played it?

FLING THE COW!! What's wrong with you people? Why won't you FLING THE COW (im insane)

[ February 25, 2003, 21:51: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]