Crazy Celvan

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Did anybody get all of the limericks from Crazy Celvan in the Docks District? I've only seen Anomen's and Minsc's. I know there are more, but I can't seem to find them anywhere. I think they're hilarious! Here are Minsc's and Anomen's in anybody's curious (you can guess which one is which):
There once was a warrior true,
with the sense knocked out of him too.
but in a hamster he found,
some wisdom profound,
and now where goes he goes his Boo!

There once was a man full of woes,
strong and mighty he smote all his foes,
soon he'll take his Test,
to him it's no jest
if he'll pass not even he knows.

Celvan begins to recite the PC's limerick but here's what he says: "There once was a child of.....oh my."
So anyway, anybody have the other ones?

 

Other than Anomen, Minsc and yourself, he will also chat with Aerie, Jaheira, Keldorn, Mazzy and Valygar:

Aerie:

"There once was an elf who could fly,
without wings she was sure she would die.
But soon she'll have found
that it is on the ground
that her true destiny does lie."

Jaheira:

"There once was an elf proud and fair,
men withered once under her stare.
But she loved one man true,
and he died...as men do,
and now there is naught but grief there."

Keldorn:

"There once was a knight pure of heart,
from his wife he is always apart.
Has his heart grown colder
as his deeds grew bolder?
What is finished can never restart."

Mazzy:

"There once was a halfling so pure,
she's a paladin, as sure as she's sure.
If she's lucky one day
her goddess will smile and say
that the lack of one she'll no longer endure."

Valygar:

"There once was a man so afraid
that his soul was to be soon waylaid,
see, the wizard's returned
in his sphere, he has learned,
but has he learned if a soul can be weighed?"

Hope this help

 

Yeah, thanks a lot!