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Famous Last Words

Discussion in 'Dungeons & Dragons + Other RPGs' started by TechnoMage38, Aug 14, 2012.

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    Ok, So I know I'm not the only one with some great last lines of characters, before they died in some nasty (or extremely funny) way, or had somethign equally bad happen to them... post your lines and stories here... I'll go first:

    Famous Last Words #47: "The minotaur's got me in a bear hug? GREAT! I cast Flame Strike on it!"

    (BTW, there is no rhyme or reason for teh #s... feel free to use/not use.)
     
    TechnoMage38, Aug 14, 2012
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    :shake::shake::shake::shake: even Minsc wouldn't do such a thing
     
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    Nostalgic topic!

    My old DM used to keep the best lines spoken in our adventures in a little notebook.
    I would pay real money to have this booklet now.
     
    Darion, Oct 27, 2012
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    I had a bard once. French fellow named LeClerc... While exploring a dungeon, the group got separated. Half of us fell down a hole and down onto level 3 of the place. Being one of those, I had to flee a fight after our paladin got smashed by an ogre. i did have some spells left, though, so i cast Invisibility. Moved about and found the stairs leading up to floor 2. I had to get up there, in order to find the rest of the group, problem was 3 Dire Badgers were guarding the stairs. I am invisible. shouldn`t be a problem at all. I was walking past the badgers when I indeed hit a snag. A snag in the form of a feat all animals have. a little feat called Scent...

    they sniffed me out and attacked. All 3 of them. The thing with these creatures is that they latch on to their enemies, and drain Con. 1d6 each. after round 1 I was down to 9 Con. Having no weapons to speak of, I tried casting Levitate. Hoping to slip free. didn`t work. got too heavy. Round 2 I am down to 1 Con. I am all out of options, of course, so I took a minute. Thinking what a french bard would do in this situation. I went for a deathscream of sorts. He yelled "Sacre bleu!" while squirming among the animals and reaching for the ceilling with his hands. The DM let me roll a D20 to see how high pitched my scream was. Rolled a 20. The other members of the group heard the scream 2 floors above.
     
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