Farmer breaks his tackle

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Farmer 'breaks' penis

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes.

found here:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html?menu=

 

Poor guy. Poor his young wife, too.

 

Owwwwwwwww, that's gotta hurt...

 

@chev:
Wha'dya mean "poor his young wife"? She had to know he was a dip when she married him. Odds are she's gettin' it somewhere else anyway.

 

I have to agree with Big Cat on that one

Unless that farmer was a huge consumer of Viagra, Cialis or whatever it's called.

 

That's one of most scary (personal) incidents i've heard of. Wonder if it really let out a "Snap"- noice

 

I don't know about a snap noise, but it must have bled pretty bad...

*EDIT* New gem already?

 

I don't think there'd be any bleeding unless the skin broke. And considering that he was "excited" at the time, all that bleeding probably would have been fatal.

There probably was a tiny snapping noise when the tendons and ligaments snapped. Ugh.

 

This is definetely a cringer. And a "grab yer crotch and try to stop imagining the sensation"-er.

A bit of nature trivia: many mammals, seals for one, have a *bone* in their penis. Think how it would feel if *that* broke...

 

Considering what gets done with torn tendons and ligaments in the arms and legs, I'm not that worried about his sex life. Funny, I'm not cringing. Must be a guy thing.

 

Guys, the state he was in when the accident happened suggests he didn't need viagra...

 

Just because the guy is 52 and a farmer doesn't mean that he doesn't have some charisma. It is possible for a 52 year old person to marry a 25 year old person and for the two to be quite happy with their physical relationship.... Well until a guy goes and breaks his penis that is.

 

@Dragonfly:
No doubt; farming can be very good for your physique. But I have a hard time imagining what position he could have been in to break his penis. If he had it out, why the hell would he still be holding the sack? If it was still safely tucked in his pants, then he would have had to be sitting or lying down and holding it over his lap before he dropped it. So there has to be a great string of stupid decisions for this situation to come about; therefore, he's a dip.

 

@Felinoid - There are things called loose slacks, ya know. I've seen men in baggy trousers and shorts (cotton or gingham material) obviously excited. The farmer was more than likely wearing something similar while he was working and carrying the sack against his chest or even on a shoulder. Dropping a heavy sack from either place usually follows the line of the body before falling away to the ground. At least, that's how I pictured it.

 

Perhaps, but even fully engorged it can still bend at the hilt. It would have had to have been trapped between the sack and something else for enough pressure to be applied to snap tendons and ligaments.

 

OMG I just can't imagine myself the pain he had.

 

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW poor bastard that hurt me reading about it

 

Don't want to think about this !

It will be a great story to tell others in the pub though. They will so hate me for telling such gruesome things

 

Depends on how heavy the sack was.

 

Aw, man, why did I have to read that... *shudders*