Favorite Movie Quotes?

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Anyone have a particular favorite movie quote? Here is one of mine -

"You gutless, cold blooded murderer. You just killed an unarmed man!"

"He should have armed himself then if he's planning on decorating his saloon with my friend"

- Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven right after he blew the owner of the tavern halfway across the common room with a shot gun.

Syl...

 

"You 2prick son-of-a-bitch bastard" - analyse this

and

"its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum" - duke nukem

 

Peasant: "How did you become king, then?"

King Arthur: "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering semite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, should be king. That is why I am your king."

Peasant: "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

Arthur: "Be quiet!"

Peasant: "I mean, you can't expect to wield 'supreme executive power' just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Arthur: "Shut up!"

Peasant: "I mean, if I went around saying I was emporer just because some moistened [bitch] lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Arthur: "Shut up!" (beings to strangle the peasant)

Peasant: "Oh, now we see the violence inherant in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Arthur: "Bloody peasant!"

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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That part from monty python just rocks!!! Thats so funny!!! LOL!! Damn i gotta buy the complete series!!

This clip is from blade:

*burnt vampire is sucking girls neck in hospital*
*Blade comes in and kicks ass*
*Picks up girl and asks*
How was your date with mister crispy?

 

Setting: A sleeping woman and newborn son in a manger under a star.

Mother: (startled from her sleep) "AAAAHHH! Who are you?!?"

Man 1: "We are three wise men."

Mother: "What?!?"

Man 1: "We are three wise men."

Woman: "Well, what are you doing creeping around the cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very 'wise' to me!"

Man 1: "We are astrologers."

Man 2: "We come from the East."

Woman: "Huh?"

Man 1: "We've come to praise the infant."

Man 3: "We must pay homage to him."

Woman: (alarmed) "Homage?!? You're all drunk! It's disgusting! Go on, out!" (starts pushing them out the door)

Man 2: "But wait..."

Woman: "Coming in here with tales about Oriental fortune tellers...go on, out!"

Man 1: "We were lead by a star!"

Woman: "Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!"

Man 3: "We bear gifts. Gold. Francensence. Myrrh."

Woman: (smiles) "Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. So you're astrologers, eh? So what is he?"

Man 1: "Hmm?"

Woman: "What star sign is he?"

Man 1: "Uh, Capricorn."

Woman: "Capricorn, eh? What are they like?"

Man 2: "He is the son of God. King of the Jews."

Woman: "So that's Capricorn, is it?"

Man 1: "No, that's just him."

Woman: "Oh, good. Otherwise there'd be a lot of them."


- Monty Python and the Life of Brian


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That is the only curse used in Princess Bride, but it's used so well, ya gotta love it.

In The Fugitive with Harrison Ford, when Tommy Lee Jones is at the train wreck and he's tellin' Joe Pantaliano to give him some phone taps, and Pantaliano is complaining. The great part is when Jones snaps at a deputy and in the background you can here Pantaliano say, "'Atta boy!"

 

Inigo: I'm sure he means no HARM

Fressik: Harm Harm but he sure is short of CHARM!

Inigo: You have a great talent for ryhmes

Fressik: Yes yes some other time

Inigo: Frssik are there rocks ahead?

Fressik: If there are we'll all be dead!

Vissini: Stop it now, no more ryhmes now i mean it!

Fressik: Does anybody want a peanut?

-taken from Princess bride

Just after capturing princess buttercup!

 

Watto to Qui Gon in Episode I:

"You think your some kind of Jedi waving your arm around like that? I'm a toydarian, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me....Only money"

It always cracks me up!

 

"looky,looky I got Hooky" spelling might be wrong but I love that quote from the movie Hook.

"To be or not to be that is the question"
From Hamlet.

 

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
To protect the world from devestation
To denounce the truths of evil and love
To reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meeoow thats right

-taken from pokemon

 

Ugh. Pokemon. Sorry Sniper, but I'd classify that as BAD anime.

Although there is something that is made with Pokemon that I thought was hilarious. It's clips from the show set to a rap song. Great stuff. Especially when Picachu snarls out, "Motherf*cker."

(I dunno if using an * instead of 'u' makes it any better for language use, but what the hey.)

 

'Watashiwa kuroi kenshi.'
( I am the Black Swordsman.)
Gatsu, main character of the Anime Berserk right before he splits someone in half with his gigantic sword.
Great line to piss off my friends.

 

"Nii! Nii! Nii!"

This intelligent and extremly funny quote is said by "The Knights who say nii" in a movie by the best humorists on earth: "Monty Python & the quest for the holy grail".

 

"Tis but a flesh wound!"

"No it isn't your arms lopped off!"


Python Rocks!

 

"I've 'ad worse."

Have at thee, ye pansy!

 

"I think of a man, then I eliminate all reason and credibility" - As Good As it Gets

When Jack Nicholas is asked how he can write about women so well,(The quote might not be exact)

No offence to members of the fairer sex

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