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Santa's List

Here are some good ones;

george w bush
It was a tough year, but we'll go for a "Nice" rating. A few naughty marks for excessive junk food, not going to bed on time and nearly forgetting someone's birthday. Really tried to keep up with household chores, though. Extra credit for smiling a lot. Is kind to senior citizens. Keep improving!

john kerry
"Nice" with a few naughty marks for excess TV. Also had a tough month back in February, but has shown real "nice" effort ever since. Beware of not cleaning up kitchen messes and forgetting to say "thank you." Very nice job of kissing everyone "good night."

marilyn manson
It was a tough year, but we'll go for a "Nice" rating. A few naughty marks for excessive junk food, not going to bed on time and nearly forgetting someone's birthday. Really tried to keep up with household chores, though. Extra credit for smiling a lot. Is kind to senior citizens. Keep improving

 

I rated

"Nice!" Matter of fact, one of the nicest years ever! Really helped the family and friends when they needed it. Is always polite. Extremely honest. What's more, adds a good sense of humor to situations, which is always a "nice" touch. Don't go overboard on the sweets though. Think of your teeth! And remember, faithful brushing always scores points on my list!

 

Just when we were about to give a "Naughty" rating, this one came through last week with a good deed. Great work! Back to the "Nice" list. But watch out for interrupting when others are talking, and burping without an "excuse me"…even when you think no one heard the burp! Remember, I hear it all!

 

Yay, I'm nice

Nice, but has been naughty at times. Neatness and politeness have been very good over the last two weeks. Shows proper respect for others. Shares well, but could always be better. With a little more effort could be near top of "nice" list.

Just tell that to the pople I've stabbed online

I usually heal them though

 

What a great person and friend! Definitely a "Nice!" Wonderful job of always considering others. Hands out compliments regularly. Knows the great importance of "please" and "thank you." A good role model. The main suggestions for improvement: eat more veggies and really wash those hands!

 

"It was a tough year, but we'll go for a "Nice" rating. A few naughty marks for excessive junk food, not going to bed on time and nearly forgetting someone's birthday. Really tried to keep up with household chores, though. Extra credit for smiling a lot. Keep improving!"

Is it just me or does this line make Santa Clause sound like a perverted stalker?
"And remember, Santa Clause is always watching you."

Dad: Hey Jimmy, what did Santa give you?
Little Jimmy: I got a bulk pack of wireless survalence cameras!
Dad: Gee wow Jimmy, I remember when Santa gave me the same ting when I was a young boy!
Little Jimmy: The only instructions say that I should put on in every room...
Dad: Well, lets get started!

 

SleepleSS Pandemonium
Nice, but needs to be good all year, not just near Christmas. Makes others happy. Could share more, however. Politeness is sometimes very good. Can be great listener.

Why share more ? You don't have to share as long as you'r a good listener, right?

 

Hey, **** you man.

 

Much more nice than naughty. Can be very thoughtful. Has improved cleanliness, which I like. Could take better care of toys. Says "thank you" often, but still not as much as I would like. Good mood often spreads to others. Hopefully, will keep up the good work!

Woohoo!

 

Hmph! I'm not doing this! I mean, EVERYONE knows Santa doesn't realy exist!

Is there an Easter Bunny one?

 

Probably not, i ate the easter bunny last year.

 

"Nice, but has room for improvement. Could be better listener. Has a kind heart. Often sets a good example for others. Was very nice last Saturday!! Hopefully, will keep up the good work!"

I don't even remember where I was last Saturday.

Bah, and there's alwyas room for improvement.

 

What the heck? It just gives the result when it loads up? I made no input at all!

 

Saddam Hussein:
"Nice" and getting better all the time! Has shown great improvement with manners and cleaning up the bedroom. A good friend who usually gives good advice. Still has a naughty tendency to leave socks on the floor. Could clean better behind ears and between toes. Is that lint in that belly button? Let's keep working hard!

WTF????

Proof that Santa truly is evil I guess.

Me:
Nicer than nice. A real champ! I was really proud of all the hard work that went towards changing those "naughty" habits of last year. Treated friends nicely and was exceptionally honest (which happens to be one of my favorite traits!) It's amazing what a good old fashioned "I'm sorry!" can do for a rating. Keep up the good work!

 

@ Aldazar I don't think it's hard to be nicer than nice,when Santa thinks Saddam is nice

 

Santa Claus
Nice, with a few exceptions. Needs to be nice to everyone not just friends. Could try a little harder when things are tough. Good sense of humor. Made list last year. Needs to be good all December.

 

Jeff Byrne (thats me!)

"Nice!" Matter of fact, one of the nicest years ever! Really helped the family and friends when they needed it. Is always polite. Extremely honest. What's more, adds a good sense of humor to situations, which is always a "nice" touch. Don't go overboard on the sweets though. Think of your teeth! And remember, faithful brushing always scores points on my list!

 

"Nice" and getting better all the time! Has shown great improvement with manners and cleaning up the bedroom. A good friend who usually gives good advice. Still has a naughty tendency to leave socks on the floor. Could clean better behind ears and between toes. Is that lint in that belly button? Let's keep working hard!

 

The last couple sentences are pretty appropriate, considering my braces