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fortune cookies

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Dice, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Dice, Oct 7, 2005
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    Thats the fortune I got, the Chinese are wise.
     
    grillen, Oct 8, 2005
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  3. The Magpie

    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    These are good. I'll have to give 'em a run down the pub; the true test of any philosophy! :lol:
     
    The Magpie, Oct 8, 2005
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    :hmm: :grin: :evil:
     
    kuemper, Oct 8, 2005
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    from the first, and

    from the second.

    Both pretty good.
     
    jaded empath, Oct 8, 2005
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  6. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Methinks they have some bugs to work out, although mealsothinks this one is intentional:
    But what if you can do both? :p
    NOW they tell me. :shake:
     
    Felinoid, Oct 8, 2005
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  7. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    I used a bunch of those fortunes in my fortune cookies I made this afternoon. Unfortunatly I didn't realize you have to use a perfectly flat baking pan to make them so the first batch ended up being fortuneless cookies.
     
    Dice, Oct 8, 2005
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  8. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Dig this: I went to a chinese restaurant once with my ex, and her fortune cookie read "That wasn't chicken."

    At least, they're honest. :nuts:
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Oct 8, 2005
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  9. Shrikant

    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    Wtf :confused:
     
    Shrikant, Oct 8, 2005
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  10. olimikrig

    olimikrig Cavalier of War Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    :lol: some fortune, eh?
     
    olimikrig, Oct 8, 2005
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    :grin: I'm not evil, trust me on this.

    So I did.

    :lol:
     
    Lost Meme, Oct 8, 2005
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  12. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I got like the bestest ever! And it's not from this site it came from an actual cookie I hate in a chinese restaurent.

    It said

    '' You like chinese food ''

    My friends and I couldn't stop laughing for at least five minute

    True story!
     
    Ofelix, Oct 8, 2005
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    I think we all agree on that one. ;)

    By mail as in regular mail or by e-mail?

    I don't believe in bad news, hah. :shake:
     
    Uytuun, Oct 8, 2005
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  14. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Here's another one. My bro's fortune cookie read "You will face some health problems soon"

    Ironic. He was indeed sick a few days after.
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Oct 8, 2005
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    I got one some time ago that read:

    "Don't look behind you."

    Huh? :confused: :hmm:

    I spent the rest of the day casting worried glances over my shoulder...
     
    el timtor, Oct 8, 2005
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  16. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I just got this one from the first link... :lol:
     
    Ofelix, Oct 10, 2005
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  17. Ziad

    Ziad I speak in rebuses Veteran

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    "If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it."

    Do what???
     
    Ziad, Oct 10, 2005
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