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Funny Acronyms

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Ragusa, Nov 25, 2009.

  1. Ragusa

    Ragusa Eternal Halfling Paladin Veteran

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    My favourite acronym of the day is:

    VROLG

    Which sounds like a dreadful monster from Dragon Age, but in fact merely describes a presiding judge at a higher state court in Germany.
     
    Ragusa, Nov 25, 2009
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    Loreseeker A believer in knowledge Veteran

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    The most horrible/funny acronym I know is SUPA for my faculty's subject information service (in Serbian, supa mean soup).

    Imagine saying "I'll check the soup for my test results." "I'll go to soup for the handouts." "It should be in soup."

    Immunology uses a lot of nice funny ones, but I can't remember any from the top of my head. :( Will think about it.
     
    Loreseeker, Nov 25, 2009
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    wtf - world taekwando federation.
     
    Lynx Lupo, Nov 25, 2009
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  4. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    The best acronyms are from the military, but I won't steal T2B's and Drew's thunder. I'll defer to those who have served for that.

    My two favorites that have got into every day vernacular are FUBAR and SNAFU.
     
    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Nov 25, 2009
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    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    SCUBA is fun while we're at it.;)
     
    Caradhras, Nov 25, 2009
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    My favorite are the days I always work: WTF! :lol:
     
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    Straight from the old WWF, back in the attitude era... Super Hero In Training.
     
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    I know lots of acronyms, but I can't think of any that are particularly funny.

    Didn't SNAFU originate in the military? (Maybe FUBAR as well.)
     
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    Both did, but Aldeth was pointing out a couple "that have got into every day vernacular".
     
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    Ah, OK. I thought that when he said:
    that he actually meant that he didn't intend to post any. So basically, he's a big fat stinking liar. :p
     
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    My cousins went to school at:

    Sacred Heart In Tokyo... you get the picture.
     
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    Sounds like a pretty S***y place to go to school... :p

    @Caradhras - I fail to see how SCUBA (Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus) is funny... I've got my own SCBA at work, and it's only funny when you accidentaly put a tank of N2O (nitrous oxide) on it instead of O2. :shake:
     
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    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    Now, that is funny.

    If you try and repeat SCUBA a few times out loud you might enjoy the sound of that word. Repeat it slowy and in a booming voice. It has a nice woody ring to it. Wood is a good word too. :)
     
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  14. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

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    Right - I thought most people were aware of FUBAR and SNAFU because... well... they have got into every day vernacular. There are numerous others that would not be as familiar to most people.
     
    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Nov 30, 2009
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    The Navy uses a lot of abbreviations -- which can, of course, be found in the DICNAVAB -- but ancronyms are more rare (given they need to make a pronouncable word). But here's a few....

    bohica -- bend over, here it comes again
    boss -- being on ship's sucks
    navy -- never again volunteer yourself - or - need any vasoline yet
    penis -- pointless exercise not involving sailors
    slob -- senior line (officer) on board
    wag -- wild ass guess
     
    T2Bruno, Nov 30, 2009
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