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Help Me Name my Fantasy Football Team

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    My creative thoughts have apparently run out. I'm drawing a blank here for a name for my fantasy football team. In the past, I've used rather odd references, with previous names including "The Spanish Inqusition", "Pakistani Illegal Aliens", and "Krakatoa Explosion" to name a few examples. I had initially decided on "The Scallywags" for this year's team, but I'm only lukewarm on the name. So I'm open to just about any suggestion.
     
    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Aug 31, 2005
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    "The <insert appropriate city name here> Mice" - Let's win for the pink and white!?!

    "Final Fantasy Football Team XI"

    "Aldeth's Irregulars"
     
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    Norfolk And Hope.
     
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    "Dragonfarts"
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    "<tavernname> Bouncers"
    "<cityname> Scavengers" (or Squatters)
    "Unholy Blighters"

    How about "The Ruinlords"? :shake:
     
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    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    I Like Little Girls (a 5-a-side team I played in! :lol: )
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    "Minions of Evil"
    "A Thousand Orcs"
    "Undead Scourge"
    "Hotties" (you know, big hairy guys :p )
    "Drunken Dwarves"
    "All the Mayor's Men" (or any elected non-collective office)
    "The Harpy Queen's Darlings"
    "The Natural 20 Team"
    "Rangers of the Burnt Down Forest"
    "Paladins of Loviatar/Sharess/Betshaba/Umberlee" (whatever cheeky unpaladiny deity you come up with)
    "Cowled Wizards"
    "Brilliant *******s"
    "The Right Irreverents"
    "The Succubi"
    "Kiss of Shar"
    "Tempus's Balls"

    [ August 31, 2005, 22:23: Message edited by: chevalier ]
     
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  8. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    I also liked InsaGibbers! :thumb:
     
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    For the team's motto, you could try "Big Stinking Balls of Tempus!", which is a classic Forgotten Realms warcry. :shake:
     
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    GrappleChicks (rugby, rather than soccer. Football here would be soccer)
     
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    "Tower of Swine"
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    But my fave is:

    "This Team Needs Practice" :lol:
     
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    I know you've probably long ago chosen, but here are a few of my old ones and others I came accross when we ran a league:

    1) Grampus8 my hamster.
    2) Women prefer (David) Seaman to (Tim) Flowers. [I know it's a while back that one]
    3) Good on paper sh*t on grass.
    4) Sporting Lesbians.
    5) AC a little silhouetto of a man.
    6) Fortuna Duffelcoat.

    Personal fave of all time was no 5 on that list I think. Brilliant, though I have no idea who came up with it.
     
    Viking, Sep 13, 2005
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