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He's got balls!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Jesper898, May 23, 2004.

  1. Jesper898 Gems: 21/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Got this one from Darwin awards

    He didn't die, but they included it anyway because he did humanity a favor, by not being able to reproduce. :D

    [ May 23, 2004, 22:47: Message edited by: Jesper898 ]
     
    Jesper898, May 23, 2004
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    Ow, all I have to say is, ow.
     
    fade, May 23, 2004
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  3. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    :eek: In what is probably the understatement of the year - "Ouch"
     
    Splunge, May 23, 2004
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    [​IMG] I feel serious pain just thinking about that.
    Poor bloke.
    PS. Or should that be gal now?
     
    Hugo, May 23, 2004
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    Kinda reminds me a little of an article I read once about a guy playing Rugby who got tackled hard enough to dislocate his leg from his hip - when the on-field doctor popped the leg back in, a testicle was caught in the socket and the guy ripped a vocal chord with his screaming as a result.
     
    Aldazar, May 24, 2004
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    We're slowly getting there. One idiot at a time.

    :thumb:
     
    Faragon, May 24, 2004
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    Gothmog Man, a curious beast indeed! ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    We should be proud of them. They are exploring the limits of human physical endurance after all. :D
    Riiiight.

    @Aldazar
    :lol:
    Imagine that guy walking with a hip like that :lol:
     
    Gothmog, May 24, 2004
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    Well, we do have those guys in Jackass and Dirty Sanchez.... Problem is that they are not normal... :p

    btw: Should'nt the thread name be "He had balls"? :D
     
    Vyndin Source, May 24, 2004
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    [​IMG] Aie! I would feel bad for the guy, if he wasn't such a complete dunce. I have to agree that his loss is the world's gain. Such an idiot.
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, May 25, 2004
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    I'm sure he is thinking the same, while suffering the loss of his "balls" to a "ball-washer." :shake: Outch? More like helluva big yeooowch! Lucky him -to be drunken to feel it all. :lol:
     
    Wordplay, May 25, 2004
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  11. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Just think though, it'd give you one hell of an annecdote to tell at parties. "This reminds me of that time waaaaaay back......" :grin:
     
    Takara, May 25, 2004
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    How much did he have to drink? I mean, seriously, the machine was designed to take the balls and wind them around and around and around. Idiot...
     
    Jaguar, May 26, 2004
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    He must have been incredibly drunk..that has to be the most idiotic thing i have ever heard.
     
    Icingdeath45, May 26, 2004
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    Hm... if I were him (and thank God I'm not) I'd have some words with the guy who turned the thing on. I'd be sure to take a set of pliers and a blowtorch. And I'd cancel my appointments for the next few days, because I'd be visting him a while.
     
    Shazamdude, May 26, 2004
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    Looks like he got a hole in one of his ball pouch. :D
     
    nior, May 26, 2004
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