How do you like a Bachelor's Party?

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One of your friends is about to marry, but before this person is out of sight, you should bully him/her. What do you do?

Take him to Amsterdams Red Lights District to clean some windows? Order a messy dish without knife, fork and spoon? Go party all night? Do nothing but drinking Cola light in front of the telly?

Your ideas here please.

[ May 09, 2004, 17:35: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

a) Go to a bar
b) get drunk
c) go to a strip bar
d) buy him a lapdance
e) when the strip bar closes, go to another bar
f) when he passes out, draw humiliating things on his face and abdomen
g) throw all his underwear and pants outside
h) laugh

 

I would celebrate his last day as a happy(read unmarried and undivorced) man and buy him a beer and then take him to a cinema and watch a movie like Kill Bill or some other "guy"-movie. There is no way in hell that he can do that while he's married, it will be the 'Wedding Planner' or some other ****e for him.

 

Convince him not to get married.

 

Speaking as an old-timer who's been on both sides of the fence - party all night, but make sure you give him at least 36 hours between commencement of his party and the wedding vows (we don't want him puking on his betrothed ).

 

Splunge: Personal experience?

Chevalier (Sense Motive): Are you absolutely sure you're doing the right thing?

Chevalier (Diplomacy): Perhaps you should think over it for more time.

Chevalier (Bluff): It's not like I know her all so close...

 

@chev - yes, but I was on the party- giving side rather than the receiving end. I don't know if the poor guy even remembered his wedding. (But he didn't actually puke. )

 

When my brother got married we took him to Amsterdam, for a night of shameless drinking. No hookers though, i never understood why they need to bring in hookers one day before a guy gets married.

 

That has something to do with "testing his loyalty."

 

Ok if i were planning a Bachelor party, id have just two things on the list

1) Beverages
2) Naked Women.


Please PM me if i missed anything out?

 

Two words - Wild Debauchery

 

You definitely don't want the bachelor party the night before the wedding - that's a recipe for disaster. The two most recent bachelor parties I attended were rather interesting changes from the traditional ones:

1. Going to a baseball game (although it was followed by the very traditional strip club)

2. Paintball (although that was followed by the very traditional bar hopping later that night.

 

Aldeth - The last bachelor party I attended was a combination of your last two. Breakfast, then paintball, followed by dinner and bar-hopping, followed by a strip club. It was a lot more interesting than mine.

 

lots of drugs and loose women.

 

I would like to have more of a bachelor day than just a party. Go to see a football game, get really high (with weed though nothing more for me). And women a lot of them preferrably with loose or not at all morals.

I think it has to do with the fact that if he is getting married he won't be able to "taste" something else other than his wifes.
I think that is enough for a reason.

 

1) Lots of alcohol
2) Strippers/hookers
3) Lots of greasy food
4) handcuffed naked to a lamppost/traffic light/power pole

That's should raise the fun-bar to maximum

 

Yup, you definately can't handcuff yourself naked to a lamppost after you are married. Its far better to get it out of your system beforehand.

Don't stage bachelor party stunts. They always have consequences. Occasionally the bachelor dies, which can really spoil everybody's night.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. That goes for treating and bullying people in equal measure.

 

Just make sure you wake up the next morning in a prison cell, thats usually a good sign.

 

Tradition in Scotland is to:
a) Get them very drunk
b) Tie them to a lamp post naked
c) Tar them or use another sticky substance
d) cover them in feathers and other humiliating (but not painful) things