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Human Head Transplant at Bioware a Success!

Discussion in 'Game/SP News & Comments' started by NewsPro, Jan 5, 2001.

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    (Originally posted by Sorcerer)

    Producer Trent Oster was minutes away from death after a stack of monitors fell over and crushed his bones. "We must rebuild him," was overheard by onlookers as the CEO doctors of BioWare examined the carnage. Oster was taken immediately to the cellars of BioWare, where surgery began.
    "It was touch and go, but we managed to scrounge up a body without a head from one of our old D&D campaigns." said Dr. Greg Zeschuk after the operation. "Grafting Trent’s head onto the body was a simple matter of a wish spell. Not common to the normal level four, but since we made up the level system, we decided that we’d make ourselves high enough level to manage," added Dr. Ray Muzyka as he gave the high five to Zeschuk. Weeks into his recovery, Trent has vowed to do whatever it takes to even the score with his saviors.
    "THEY GAVE ME A FREAKIN’ GNOME’S BODY!" ranted a pained Oster. "WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS?" When asked if he’ll be back to work soon, Trent replied sadly, "Kill me… kill me please… won ’t somebody please just kill me?"
    Truly, a triumph of the will. Get well soon little fella.

    Enjoy more of the similar here. :)
     
    NewsPro, Jan 5, 2001
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