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Human's guide to Cats

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Teensabre, Oct 15, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    MEOWW I want food!
    MRAUW Hey, do I smell food?
    MEWWMORAU I'm gonna sit on you and leave
    hairs on your clothes
    MEWW I've just broken a vase but I hope you're going to blame someone else
    MEOWMEOW I'll just sharpen my claws on this handy bit of furniture
    BLEEEH Oh dear, a hairball, where did that come from? I'll just leave it here on the lino
    MRREEEERR Gerroff my tail you fat lump

    :)
     
    Teensabre, Oct 15, 2002
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    [​IMG] Teeny - a few of them are wrong :p

    I want food is - high-pitched-squek-more-than-meow-that-comes-out-twice

    Another one is:

    Come near me and you lose blood - Mworw (well *I* know how it's said *sulk*)
     
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    Had a cat like that once. He'd just take a bat at you when you were passing by. Like a love swat.

    I've never been much for S&M. I didn't morn his passing all that much.

    My "new" cat is much more personable. I got her from a "halfway" house, so she's been around people a lot. Downright aminable, if you ask me. But like all cats, just interested in her pleasure, and how you can pleasure her.

    It's like, neat at first if you're used to dogs. But then, after a while, a little reciprocation would be a nice change of pace...
     
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    [​IMG] 8people - Perfectionist! :flaming:

    I like cats, but my Daddy doesn't. Now we see cats fly over the fence because he boots them over. He says, 'A kick a day keeps the *****s away' :evil:
     
    Teensabre, Oct 16, 2002
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    Meowwor: I want you to go to that magic white container and get some of that weird stuff you call "HAM" out and feed me!

    Seriously my cat goes Meowwor!

    Padeen.
     
    Padeen Dragonblade, Oct 16, 2002
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