I know the perfect woman

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Hello there. First of all, thanks for being the greatest forum on the entire surface of this planet; you all know this site rocks like no other.

Now, down to business:

After being one loyal fan to AD&D for several years I searched throughout the known an unknwon for a decent site about this great RPG system; until I found Sorcerers... But my surprise was overwhelming when I also found the perfect woman in its depths.

Let me explain it better in this terms:

Mix Sahdow goddess, Methylviolet, Oblate, Damona, Sprite and Stefanina... and you get... the perfect female . This being fallen from heavens has everything a man has ever wanted; the smarts, the wits, the charisma, the wisdom and the splendid beauty... AHH! a dream turned flesh .

Too bad most of us have to realize it after losing that kind of angel before we notice she is amongst us.

P.S.:

Really girls, you are the best as yourselves.

 

So... you are lookin up me missus Shadow Goddess? Oi! hands off She's with me

 

After consulting my fellow people in the chatroom, I have decided three things to say:
1. Sorry, I'm taken.
2. Why am I there anyways?
3. It must be my wit.

I'm flattered.

 

AHEM! you forgot my Eilonwy!

 

What about the oldies but goldies? Kitiara, Tiamat and Arwen? Not to mention funky Arabwel. All pleasant ladies that add spice to our community.

 

IMPO the perfect woman goes like this:
1. 120cm tall
2. having a flat head
3. having tiny little hands
4. acting like a kid

Lemme explain:
120cm height will match yours while you are sitting... having a flat head is good place where you can put your whiskey having tiny little hands - everything she grabs looks BIG (think about the size of your err..) and the child's behavior - she puts everything in her mouth :0

P.S. You may call me a JINGO, but i'm not.

 

Wow, I'm flatterd....
Have I really been posting that much on the board that I'm a person of note... I am still pretty new overall.

[ August 16, 2002, 04:07: Message edited by: Stefanina ]

 

Reminds me of an online chippendales smoothtalker someone ordered over the net. Perhaps Tal, just to keep his female audience pleased.

Yes, I have ordered a chippendales smoothtalker recently...

 

Now there's a man with taste

Thanks for appreciating us, Shadowhunter.

 

What about ME? And, more importantly, SHRALP?

[ August 16, 2002, 11:32: Message edited by: Sir Yerril of Morningmist ]

 

Yeah! Listen to Yerril!

He's knows HAWT when he sees it.

 

I wouldn't go around calling Kitiara, Arwen and Tiamat "oldies but goldies" if you value your man-hood. All of the above are armed with sharp weapon and quick tempers.

On the "perfect woman" note...I'd have to agree. Mix the above mentioned (and the un-mentioned women ... you know who you are and I love you) and you get a woman with;

- a quick wit
- a perfect knowledge of the 3E D&D Rules
- all the D&D Source Books, Novels and Games
- who spends all her time playing or chatting about the above
- and all you get is to look at the back of her heads and caress the keyboard while she types away.

 

The perfect woman is my wife!!!!

 

The ladies here are quite wonderful. It is nice to get a female perspective on games and life.

/me Bows to the ladies.

 

Keraptisdm ... was your wife looking over your shoulder when you posted that???

j/k

 

I feel sooo.....HURT!
I am sooo..... LEFT OUT!
*giant sob*

okay, I understand. I have nothing to come with.
*sniff*
I'll just go and *SOB* hang myself!
WAHHHH!

/me falls down on the floor but then crawls up with the help of a chair

Noone will ever see me again!
Nor will anyone find my secret cabin northeast of that big red tree just past the elvencamp and the silver river that leads to that big cave where I use to hide when I am sad, and I don't, I MEAN IT, don't want anyone to follow me!
*REAL BIG SOB*
/me runs away into the woods

[ August 16, 2002, 19:43: Message edited by: Eilonwy ]

 

Look what you went and did now Don Juan Shadowhunter....

Poor Eilonwy. (*psst!* Eilonwy you were actually mentioned by someone, whom you should pay more credit to, than Mr. Smoothtalker himself. )

[ August 16, 2002, 19:46: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

Well my fellow Sorcerers (specially you my not so noble Nobleman ); if you can't withstand the pain to look at the last two paragraphs , I'll explain that in there exists the realization that EACH AND EVERY Sorceress is worth ot noting and praising, even if I don't know you I still love you for what you have acomplished my dears... BEING THE REASON TO LIVE FOR ALL OF US UNWORTHY MALES... And adding the life to AD&D

So, making it short: if you are a girl, and inhabit Sorcerers feel my two last lines as sincerely yours .

P.S.:

A BIG SORRY for all the outstanding ladies that felt offended .

 

Just teasing, sorry mate

PS. Look at the smiley in the left corner of my previous post. Thats a "goofying kidding smiley"

[ August 16, 2002, 22:38: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

I feel like hanging myself, you blokes just don't appreciate me!