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If my "you know what" doesn't get bigger I'll sue

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by The Great Snook, Feb 15, 2005.

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    The Great Snook, Feb 15, 2005
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    Hhhmmm... if that was me I'd be to embarressed to say that I'd bought enlargement stuff, I think, it sounds kind of :o

    Edit: New gem, woo-hoo :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
     
    Steeze, Feb 15, 2005
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    Put them into jail for spamming first.
     
    chevalier, Feb 15, 2005
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    :rolleyes:

    just get a "swedish-made penis enlarger" :D
     
    Enagonios, Feb 16, 2005
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    As Aikanaro once said:

     
    Lantus, Feb 16, 2005
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    No comment on penis enlarging but...

    Yay - I get quoted these days :)
     
    Aikanaro, Feb 16, 2005
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    /me pats Aikanaro on the back...

    Calm down, now. It's not your fault your popular ;)
     
    Lantus, Feb 16, 2005
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    I feel sorry for that guy. Every time he meets a new girl she is going to bust out laughing everytime he invited her back to his place 'for coffee'! No wonder he is bitter.
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 16, 2005
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    It's very interesting to me. I feel sorry for people who buy into those advertisements--they should have paid more attention in school, I guess--but Enzyte has a huge marketing drive in the U.S. Those stupid commercials with the catchy tune and freaky-looking guy are all over the television, and not as "informercials everyone should know to avoid." They are so high-profile that I find it hard to believe that they're not susceptible to legal action.
     
    Eric Xanthus, Feb 16, 2005
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    Yeah, the enzyte commercials aren't really like the shady infomercials you mostly see advertising this product. They're shown on major stations during primetime, and have been running for quite awhile now. It seems like they would be suspectible to legal action, it's not like they can just shut down as soon as a lawsuit comes their way.
     
    Fiatil, Feb 17, 2005
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    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    That's exactly what they're counting on.
     
    Splunge, Feb 17, 2005
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    Whoever speaks a lie in order to sell a product should be on the receiving end of justice. I think it should be not only a tort but even a criminal offence. It seems to be a tort in this case, although I'd really rather it were criminal for them to do what they have done. Any such fraud should be criminal, regardless of the naivete required to fall for it.
     
    chevalier, Feb 17, 2005
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    He should not need to 'enlarge his'. Its what what you do with it that counts, not how big it is.

    All you need is a good woman!

    [ February 18, 2005, 10:30: Message edited by: Cesard ]
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 17, 2005
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    Edit of Aik's post:

    "Why are you ALL here?"

    PS. Hey Lantus, did you know that when Aik first said "Why are you here?" in the Creativity Surge he sai it to me? :( :( :( :(
     
    Kelvon Shadowmane, Feb 17, 2005
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    I admit, I don't get the "Why are you here" line. :confused:
     
    The Great Snook, Feb 18, 2005
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