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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Faragon, May 21, 2004.

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  1. Faragon Gems: 25/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Because I felt like sharing this.
    Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of 'Safe Sex'

    :grin:
     
    Faragon, May 21, 2004
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    I can't believe anyone actually bid for that thing! Although it would probably stand great in anyones medievel contraception collection :D
     
    Apeman, May 21, 2004
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    :shake: No ****? You would need a pump size of an horse to use it -and a well deep enough. :shake:
     
    Wordplay, May 21, 2004
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  4. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    hmm, would go quite nice in my medaevil section. Shame you cant use it, though I suppose it's just as well. It probably weighs a fair bit.
     
    Takara, May 21, 2004
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  5. Malovae Gems: 18/31
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    Owwwwwwww! And I'm not talking from the ladies side!
     
    Malovae, May 21, 2004
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  6. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Hey hey hey!
    Armor-spikes anyone? :evil:
     
    Master of Nuhn, May 21, 2004
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    Anyone using that thing would be in some serious pain for days.
     
    Rastor, May 21, 2004
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    Anyone stupid enough to use it would probably be to stupid to feel the pain.
     
    Jaguar, May 21, 2004
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    Aaw come one you guys, it would work out great :rolleyes: .

    I would have bought it but unfortunately it's 7 inch, way too small :cool:
     
    Apeman, May 21, 2004
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    Sorry, i prefer Kevlar myself. :D
     
    Pac man, May 21, 2004
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  11. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    What's the big deal...I thought everyone had one of those?
     
    Hacken Slash, May 22, 2004
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    OMFG!! I want one! Do they come any bigger though?
     
    Aldazar, May 24, 2004
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    "Any bigger", "way too small" eh? Some people certainly have inflated opinions of themselves... :rolleyes: :p

    I'd be willing to bet money on the fact that some psycho Bondage couples will try it out...yuck, best not to think about it. Ever.

    Someone should buy it and send it to chev... :p I'm sure he'd appreciate it as much, if not more, than a thong... ;) :shake:
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, May 24, 2004
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  14. Aldazar Gems: 24/31
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    When I said any bigger, I meant only a little bigger. My opinion of myself is not that inflated. I'm not talking another 2 inches or more just one more inch. Although I guess it may fit depending on how flexible the chainmail is.
     
    Aldazar, May 25, 2004
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    Really don't need to hear this... :toofar:
     
    Jaguar, May 25, 2004
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    I'm with Jag on this one...I was kidding; and was in no way inviting you to go into any detail...
    Please feel free to never speak of this on the Boards again... :p
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, May 25, 2004
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  17. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    If the guy from the "ball washer" incident had one of these and some ball covers too, he might have not had such a problem. :)
     
    Takara, May 25, 2004
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    That's too expensive. I would want a collapsable plate mail condom at that price (US$81). :D
     
    supercle, May 25, 2004
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    Heh....leave it to one of you to find something like that.

    I am curious as to what you were searching for, when you came accross it? (snickers)
     
    Satiana Fearbringer, May 27, 2004
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    LOL that was funny - and It would make a nice sound if you wear it during your daily routines too.

    On a side note: chainmail wasn't worn on the bare skin in the middle ages - A wool shirtlike thingy which I do not know the English word for was always worn under it.

    A good laugh though
     
    Hugo, May 28, 2004
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