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I'm your doom!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Master of Nuhn, Oct 9, 2002.

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  1. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] Well,
    I'm heavily bored, and that's a good reason for me to start an other thread:

    Tell me some curses you liked to hear. Whether they are stolen from games, literature or grandfather, I dont care. Think of something silly.

    My favorite is from LucasArt's Monkey Island 3 where the wannabe omnipotent scull Murray is doing some wonderful things:
    I'll hide your keys behind the cushions of your upholstered furniture and NEVERMORE you'll be able to find socks that match!!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Oct 9, 2002
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  2. Extremist Gems: 31/31
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    I can't display it all, you must see it. It's too bad on SP only Wildfire enjoyed this scene so far...

    Anachronox.

    Party is lost in the space with enough fuel and food to survive only a month. The last day (30th IIRC):

    Grumpos: You left your sock over there... and over there... Why can't you pick up your things! *glower* :toofar: :mad:

    Sly Boots: Um, I thought of picking them up tomorrow...

    Grumpos: Tomorrow?!?! Tomorrow?!?! :flaming: :exploding:

    SoundFX: CRASH!BUMP!BANG!...

    Grumpos: Eat it! Eat it!
     
    Extremist, Oct 9, 2002
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  3. Jesper898 Gems: 21/31
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    Ike from bg1: There's a sucker born every minute and you're right on time!
     
    Jesper898, Oct 9, 2002
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    There was a pretty good one in Planescape: Torment, but it's been a while, so forgive me if the exact wording is off. It's when the Sigil department of vermin guy is telling TNO about cranium rats.

    "'Oh yes, they get smarter the more of them there are in one place. If they get up to ten, they can outsmart a man.' He looks you up and down. "Although from the looks of you, you'd be in trouble from about three.'

    'You say anything like that again, and you'll be wearing your ass as a hat.'

    he finally seems to actually SEE you. 'Hmmm... I recognise your physical superiority and withdraw my earlier statement.'
     
    The Soul Forever Seeking, Oct 10, 2002
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  5. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    It would have to be the Girdle of Gender, I don't think I would ever look for the cure! Hello, Lesbianism ;)
     
    Sorvo, Oct 10, 2002
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    Well in bg1 there's also Minc!

    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice watch it! I'm huge!" :lol:

    And Jahiera (sorry about the spelling on that).

    "If a tree falls in the forest, I kill the b@$t@rd that done it!"

    :D

    That's all for the moment, I'll write back if I remember anything else.

    [ October 10, 2002, 02:26: Message edited by: Rolsuk Fryulee ]
     
    Rolsuk Fryulee, Oct 10, 2002
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  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Bastard was taken off the censor list. What with discussing bastard swords so often it'd get a bit annoying. :shake:
     
    Taluntain, Oct 10, 2002
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    It's not a curse, but...

    Gotta love that one!
     
    Teensabre, Oct 10, 2002
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  9. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Learn to spell well or face fate worse then hell!
    No need to say where I got that one...
     
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  10. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Grim Fandango

    - Ey, whats going down clown
    - Back off, suit, Im practicing
    - Practicing what??
    - Wringing your neck what does it look like!!

    Or me to a Jehovas Whitness
    - Wanna buy a bible??
    - If you dont shove off, Im gonna kick that bible so hard up in your *** you dont ever need to open one since it will stick at the backside of your eyes
    - God will get you for that!! (No, serious one really said that to me, what is this world coming to with those LAME threats) :cool:
     
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    [​IMG] Bottom live 3.

    Richy says to eddie while pulling a funny face,"what's this".

    Eddie replies, "your face before i punch it".

    In fact, LMAO everytime i watch bottom.
     
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  12. Shralp Gems: 18/31
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    Penguin: "Well, at least my nose isn't gushing blood."

    Penguin proceeds to bite the nose of the other candidate.
     
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    [​IMG] My personal favourite:

    YA GOIN' DAAAHN, PUNK!!!

    I love it, oh yes.
     
    Yerril, Oct 10, 2002
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    "Live by the sword, die by the sword."
    Not a curse but it could be used as one.

    Padeen!(Yes it's my fav sentence.)
     
    Padeen Dragonblade, Oct 11, 2002
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    The Chinese have curse:
    "May you live in interesting times"

    Doesn't sound that bad, you say? Think about it a while...
     
    Nutrimat, Oct 11, 2002
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  16. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    Intentioner of the damned, its actually,

    ritchie pulls a face, "Whats this?"

    "The moment before your nose was broken",

    sorry, I've watched it so much I know most of the lines.
     
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  17. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] hmm, curses...

    there is one I heard "May your chickens be inverted"
     
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    I heard something like this ... May the fleas of a thousand camels feed on your privates.
     
    Astin X, Oct 15, 2002
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  19. Firestorm

    Firestorm Beeep, Beeep, ERROR Veteran

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    I just usually asks them if I can tell them about Satan. Or the fact that I donate blood. Then they hurry away, quite funny. Love the Hare Krishnas thought, the cookies are great.

    (Sorry I know I'm :yot: )
     
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    "The forces of Darkness will applaud me, as I stride through the Gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!" (Murray, the talking skull...not to be confused with Slappy)

    "My cunning's so strong, my savvy great. While I laugh and jest, you'll meet your fate."
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, Oct 16, 2002
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