Insanity Contest

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What's the craziest/wackiest thing you've ever done? Breaking the law or not Spill

 

Hmm when i was 5 i would show girls my dick for their sandwiches. Also gave up a pretty girlfriend so i could play BG2...

[ August 20, 2002, 23:27: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

 

Ive never really been a sane person,

Ive thrown chairs at people, slashed my kneecaps on purpose wth a razor, anmongst other things

 

Does getting grades below the predicted grades by two grades count?

 

Seph you bonkers not-with-it freak!!! J/K

 

Staying here for two years and 22 days.

 

I once put my shirt on backwards....no no, just kidding, I'm not *that* crazy.

 

My top three 'crazzy things I've done':

#1. Did a belly-flop off the 10 meter diving platform for $20...that hurt, but hey, I got $20!!!

#2. Cut my arch enemy's engine block in half using Thermite.

#3. Shot a 1/2 filled propane tank with a 16 gauge shot gun.

hehehe...#1 hurt me, #2 hurt Tony/Tony's car, #3 hurt Hank Hill

 

When I saw this thread I thought "Oh, Fizzy's gonna post" and then I saw that you started it...

Hmm...what insane things have I done? Not much...apart from screaming MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Out loud...

 

Insane things? Hmm... slashing up different body parts with sharp objects is definitely one... as well as other psychotic stuff like that.

But most insane?

My runawayt trip to FinCn in 1999 in the mature age of 13... it was catastrophic, to say the least...
Ending up in the another side of the country with no money in a saturday morning was not something I want to repeat...

Ara
(Who has had a massively terrible morning)

 

I lie in bed flicking my nose too the pain helps to sleep.

[ August 21, 2002, 10:50: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

 

I've done LOADS of insane stuff, trying to think of something worth posting

I once convinceed the head teacher that H2O was hydrolchloric Acid and that if he had drunk it he should go to A&E right away. I know it is water but it was funny. And there was a teacher we KNEW had a wig and I shouted out that he did just as he entered the room

 

Coming here.

 

Let's see...

- Set the house on fire twice (which is pretty good considering how much I like fire)
- Blown up a Sega Genesis by forgetting to use an adaptor on the wrong power
- Almost set the house on fire by somehow messing with a typewriter. That's not the crazy part, the crazy part is that after it was smoking and blowing the fuse, I reached with my bare hands to unplug it from the wall. Painful, and in a dumb way, brave
- When I was five or six I threw all my clothes out the car window to get out of going to the doctor's
- Was forced to go to church with a friend, so I went to confess and made up a whole load of crap... my answer was (in a doubtful tone) "Erm... God will forgive you"
- Melted my alarm clock using nail polish remover
- Thought I could fly
- Erm... I convinced a teacher he was deaf (which was hilarious, he had a hearing aid and was paranoid)
- On a dare, I drank three glasses of vinegar NEVER try that!
- Threw rocks at my own car by mistake =)
- Had a fun day convincing friends I was posessed... hehehe

I'm pretty sure I've done more stuff... None of it's particularly ilegal, but then again, I'm 14

 

Steal stuff from school and teachers.

 

Well, I almost burnt down the same apartment complex ... twice. They frowned on that big time, had to talk to a shrink, and the Fire Chief for about a year, that was in 1st or 2nd grade iirc.

Then I almost burnt down any number of houses, because I was feeding pieces of paper into a heater, and caught the floor/rug/more paper/ whatever on fire.

Hmm, I used to burn myself, much in the way that other people cut themselves. As a way to prove to myself that I was still alive, and an individual.

Hmm... I talk back to anyone, no matter who they think they are, or what their position in power might possibly be(and normally dont get in trouble for it too ).

Hmm, shoplifted a couple times, ran away from home, took about $100 from my mom when I was 4 or 5 and walked down to the corner store and bought myself a stick of gum , at about the same age, I would walk across a busy street to go to the park, by myself. I used to slide down flights of stairs head first

And people wonder why Im the way I am

(Oh, and I have next to no regaurd for my own life So threats on my life are normally met with glee )

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[ August 22, 2002, 05:25: Message edited by: Cade Strai ]

 

To add to Fizity's post she also turned all the food at St. Patrick's green, and convinced her parents to play "Fizity Ball".

...throwing rocks at your own car by mistake... ?

 

On Halloween going round doing trick or treat and relising your tricking your own house - seen it done

Carrying around - seven LIVE tamagotchis', twelve screws, a hacksaw blade, a glue stick and a piece of glass in your school bag then having the teacher asking to look in it

 

I don't know what the most insane thing I've ever did was but this one is somewhat insane and is alot of fun - suddenly yelling out stuff in public that is really obvious or has no point. For example I like to yell heh everyone it's raining when it's pouring. Or stuff like I like candy. One more example is heh were at the gas station.

 

Refusing to speak in English for a day - Spoke Drow all day