Is LOTR ruining your love life?

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My wife is obsessed with Viggo Mortenson. She isn't much for fantasy , but ever since I made her watch TFOTR she's been going on and on about how hot this guy is. GRRRR! It's not like I go on and on about how hot I think Selma Hayek is (she's my current favorite actress for looks). Mathetais mentioned that his wife was hot for Legolas for a while, and so I'm wondering -- does anyone else find that the actors in LOTR are turning their significant others' heads?

 

I don't have a significant other, but my mom and sister both think that Aragorn is hot.(Though half the time they can't say his name.)

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Very interesting.

I think for Arabwel and Ezellohar, LotR IS their love life.

Other than that, the chicks that play in LotR are most disappointing. I have heard it said, several times, that Cleopatra was not really all that beautiful. She was just a complete and utter slut in bed. Like a porn star, except not nearly as prude.

The LotR chicks are Superprude.

Not. Aroused.

 

Well I'm female and I fancy practically the whole cast

Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Aragorn, Sean Bean..........................YUM


perhaps you could show your wife Viggo Mortensen's website. he's not half as good looking in reality

 

At least for my part, EJ hit the jackpot. My crrent love life IS the LotR guys.

What can I say? The real world keeps disappointing me. So te completely unattainable I can always have, for I know I will never actually HAVE it. Makes sense, yes?

(*runs off to cuddle the elves*)

 

Depaara,

Be careful. Viggo Mortensen has a history with wives. Haven't you seen 'A Perfect Murder?'

 

None of the LOTR guys do really it for me, so there's no impact here.

 

Fortunatly for me, this was a win-win situation.

Win #1 ... she left Fellowship of the Rings extremely "excited". Put that into the context of my life at the time (1 year old baby, sleep deprived, seriously deprived in other areas) and it lead to a great night.

Win #2 ... my wife got real sour on Orlando Bloom and realized that reality (me) is better than fantasy (him).

 

Whatever turns her on!

 

The guys from LotR don't do it for me either Rallymama

 

It's the bow-and-arrow thing. I think that's a turn-on, in a sense. But the guys themselves, taken without any heavy weaponry? Naw, it's not for me.

 

LOTR IS my love-life as well. And I am bloody content with it. Karl Urban is like the hottest thing on Earth ever seen.

Ghost Ship rules, BTW.

There aren't any fanciable or shaggable males i know in Rl.

 

What love life?

But referring to other people, it's all that because every woman and girl is dreaming of a paladin. If there's no paladin (as in LoTR) then a ranger at least or even a fighter for those turned on by muscles.

 

Hate to tell you this, Chevalier, but it's not the muscles... it's everything

I unfortunately know fanciavble males in RL: And they fancy my so-called friends :/

(I need to see Ghost Ship, too!)

 

I am NOT dreaming of a pally. No. I really don't think that pallies like roasting preppies, while talking about things like Savage Garden, LotR male actors and other inane toppics Eze blabbers 'bout all the time.

See?

 

Paladins aren't really that cool... I hacve to admit that I actually fancy Sauron, too

(*gets dragged off by Elrond & Legsy to get her head examined*)

 

I take offense at that!!!!

 

Okay, how about UI re-phrase that: Paladins IN GENERAL are not that cool... They get all their fame from guys such as our dear Mat and Chevalier

(Why, Legolas, those stockings DO look fetching!)

 

It was Legolas's wig that did it for me...I love guys with long hair

@Arabwel - SAURON?????

 

Thanks Arabwel