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I am sorry but does anyone else find the mere sight of this grotesque malformed pop princess/prince sickening. After the events of the last two days the media have supported my view of his mental health and led me to belive that this maniac not only has a thoroughly masticated face but also a terribly bruised brain.
Michael Jackson cleverly combines the dancing ability of a disabled lobster, the humour of a demented 2 year old and the mental capacity of Ozzy Osbourne.
I previously thought that his reasonable efforts at music were enough to save his soul from total media dammnation but now i think he is steadily heading towards become very unpopular indeed.

Does anyone else have an opinion on this man? (supposedly)

 

This creature? I don't really know if he deserves the title of man anymore. I'm actually more curious as to who decided to 'mother' this last child of his, since sources insist that little Prince Jr. is not adopted. Yes, he named his second son the same thing as his first. But honestly, these poor children! What are they going to grow thinking? Maybe they'll turn out like Cher's kids, and have the boys be slash cross-dressers and the girls be grotesquely overweight and have self-esteem issues. Poor kids.

 

Ey, dont mess with Ozzy!! He´s cool

Wacko is almost broke anyways and is sued for not showing up at concerts, a few more months and I have more money than the "King Of Pop" (!!!I HATE POP!!!).

The "Artist" formely blahblah is pretty disturbing as well

[ November 21, 2002, 17:32: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

his sister janet is one goddamn hot chick though...

 

I think Michael and LaToya are the same person.

 

All I can say is that he has been changing colours throughout his life. Black, white, black, white, and now he just looks like an albino monkey!

 

He's a lich. Someone better pump his ass full of Holy Avenger, or there's gonna be a whole lotta **** goin' down...

Don't mind me...

 

I personally think he's a ghast.

Stealing other peoples flesh - but instead of eating it he uses it as decoration

 

Have you guys seen his nose?
it is falling apart...
UGH.!

I have nothing else to say, except that his song Smooth Criminal is GREAT!
...when performed by Alien Ant Farm...

/me mumbles for herself:"Oh I'm soo funny, soooo funny..."

[ November 21, 2002, 21:28: Message edited by: Eilonwy ]

 

He´s just like that spookie guy in Silence of the Lambs, ah thats whats happening to those papparazi

 

A man who dangles his baby off a three(or so)-story balcony to please his fans is a sick person indeed.

 

I can't say much about his/her music, never listened to it.
But that is one strange life form. I remember when he used to be a black male. He seemed almost normal then. I have a theory that the real MJ was killed by space aliens years ago, and they stole his skin. Only, because of chemical and biological differences, he/she/it began to mutate...

[ November 21, 2002, 22:55: Message edited by: Nutrimat ]

 

Michael Jackson...gawd she's hot!! Where else but America can a poor black boy grow up to be a beautiful white woman?!

Um, heh, just kidding, though! And, anyway, the stuff I said I got from somewhere about a year ago--very funny!

 

Speaking of Janet...Take a look at her face, and then take a look at his...It almost seems like he was trying to look like his sister! The little pert nose, the cheekbones; I'd swear he looks like a grotesque, deformed, horrible parody of Janet.

 

Perhaps he was inspired by Emperor Palpatine. We'll see if his eyes turn yellow (for good this time) next... .

What was up with him hanging that baby over the railing?

 

I think he is a skin dancer.....maybe it is Reijek Hidesman hoooooo..... oh wait we killed him in trade meet right?

Did you see how he held that baby with one hand from a balcony 3 stores high?? he is wacko

 

I'd like to whack Wacko Jacko in the head and see what happens.
Oh, sorry! It's rude to slap women heh? Well okay then...I kick her instead.

 

He/She/It/Whatever is kinda.....spooky
His/Hers/Its/Whatevers sister looks soooo much better

 

Michael Jackson is cool, Thriller is the best album af all time.

He may have gone a bit... odd... lately but he is still MICHAEL JACKSON! :whyisntthereamoonwalkingmichaeljacksonsmilie?:

 

Want to see something really scary?
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-1070432,00.
I'll have nightmares for weeks, if not months. He/she/it looks like a female from the Planet of the Apes in this pic.

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[ November 23, 2002, 18:26: Message edited by: Nutrimat ]