Last Time You Were Good and Drunk

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I'm not talking about a little buz. I am talking about an all out drunken stooper. Wobbling from side to side, slurred speech, doing things you'd never do sober, puking, waking up in somoe foriegn country with someone's name tattooed on your chest, no eyebrows, you get the idea.

 

well...

october last year, the week after my 19th bday, i necked a couple of speech impediments (double red+blue aftershock, 75ml vodka, can of redbull in a pint glass), i woke up the day after in manchester (over 200 miles from my starting point... i aint got a clue how i got there), with scram marks down my back

 

It's been years. Probably like 5 or 6. Since I got vomit kind of drunk.

I did that a couple of times, and just realized I didn't even remotely enjoy it. Although, I can understand why some people do now.

I still drink. I'll drink a bottle of wine a day on the weekends. But just not quite like what you're talking about, Elios.

 

That would be last Saturday, with a bottle of Tequila! I can't believe I didn't puke, but I could not lift my head of the table for a couple of hours

 

I've never touched a drink in my life -- partially on religious principle, but also because when I was 12 years old, my brother (25 or so at the time) got totally hammered and took a baseball bat to a police car -- with the police inside it! That sort of set my views on alcohol in stone.

 

Halloween, 1987

 

In January or February 2001-Can't remember exactly when

 

I don't drink and I never will.

 

I am going to plead the Fifth on this one!!

 

I never have been completely drunk, but one time I just had to sit down and relax, Bristol 1998 iirc. I promissed Miles (a guy who has lived in Holland for 11 years) That we would have a good drink and I promissed to drink at least 10 glasses of beer. Not a big deal, I thought. But I didn't eat that much that night and he gave me my first glass. I had forgotten that English people drank pints. I lost counting, but Miles told me I had 12 of them. After that we got a ride in a car. Bristol is (compared with Holland) full of hills and curves. The whole lot came out, when we drove that car with the door open and my head hanging out.

 

Must have been about two weeks before christmas, drank a whole bottle of vodka in about two hours...

 

Hmm, i used to be able to do that on about 5 beers, but now it takes about 8, and i rarely drink that much as i just end up with the feeling of my head in a vice.

Halloween 2001 i had about 40cl cheap vodka in about an hour (mixed with pepsi) and i've never wanted to puke so much in my life, but i just couldn't.

 

I am not a drunk! Ok perhaps a little.

I remember once the police woke me up on the street. I remember once I slept with a girl from my work. Who said beer isn't fun? But last time? I can't remember. hehe

 

Last time? That must've been at the by now 'infamous' freshmen camp August 2002.

In short: I got hammered like a nail, made out with a freshmen girl (I'm 2nd year) on the middle of the dancefloor, and when we moved to the side of it, leaning to the wall, we flipped the lightswitch on and off a couple of times while making out, which drew the attraction of everyone. But we were too drunk to notice.

I was immediately sober when she told me she had a boyfriend though. God I hate people who cheat. (Even more so when I'm the fourth in a month time.)

[ February 17, 2003, 21:11: Message edited by: Faragon ]

 

The one and only time I have EVER been drunk, and that wasn't even nearly as drunk as some of you have been was midsummer 2001 in a music festival. Midnight Party Planet, Kpouvola, Finland. I had drank for, six or seven hours straight, everything I could get my hands on... I'd go to a person, tap them on a shopulder, and ask for a drink. It's completely acceptable behaviour on a "festari"... YOu don't need any drinks of your own...

When I started to stumble around so that walking a straight line became a task beyond my grasp, I went back to my tent to watch the proceedings from afar (about 300 meters to the main/only stage... clear view ) and I bloody well passed out! I missed Children of Bodom and Neljä Ruusua, and I'm still pissed off...

Needless to say, I am NEVER going to get drunk again. Drink, I will, drunk, I will be not.

(Who, me, not legal to drink? Shucks, well... see me not care?)

 

Last New Years Eve
I didnt go into a three week coma though, just had trouble standing and speaking
Some girl wanted to make out with me(no not good at all, she is annoying ) So I fled like a bat outta hell

 

Never have, never will. I like my brain cells

 

Last time was in March of 2000. I drank a fifth of vodka in 4 hours, plus miscellaneous other drink. Keep in mind that I'm female, and at the time I weighed 130 pounds.
I've been told I should have gotten alcohol poisoning. I could still walk a straight line, and speak clearly.
An off duty officer gave me the sobriety tests they use at a traffic stop. I passed them all, but he said the smell would give me away anyways. Good thing I wasn't going to be driving for another three days...

 

@Soshino: So how did you get back?

@Depaara: I would have sworn off drinking too.

But since I didn't... I got totally plastered about five years ago. My best bud was getting married and we were drinking at his place. We were taking turns drinking shots of vodka. After a few rounds, my bud said that he couldn't drink anymore. So the other guys said that I, being the best bud, had to drink for him. Needless to say, I got hammered. I staggered home which was on the same block and decided to take a shower to make me feel better. When I was done, I sat down in the shower and told myself that the tiles were nice and cool... My brother woke me up the next day when he found me lying in the shower naked.

 

I have been clean and sober for 12 years, 1 month, and 5 days. I never plan to drink.