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Let's make up stupid names of food

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Ezellohar Shark, Mar 4, 2002.

  1. Ezellohar Shark Guest

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    [​IMG] ´Nuff said.:D For entertainment purposes only.
    Make up stupid foods and explain what they are.

    Ezellohar&Shark&co.
     
    Ezellohar Shark, Mar 4, 2002
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  2. Sir Yerril of Morningmist Guest

    Shadowkeeper pie. It makes you feel great and all-powerful for a while, but then it starts turning sour, and eating away at your conscience. When you try and throw it up again, it messes up your entire body, and if you tell anyone, they punch you in the stomach and say "That's for Extremist, you cheating ba**ard!"
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Mar 4, 2002
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    I don't know why but this thread reminded me of an old funny thread about making your own spells. Extremist's spells were rotflmao (you know what I mean). You'll find it here:
    http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000656.html

    As to stupid made-up food names, there are plenty of silly British ones already. Spotted Dick, Clotted Cream, Toad in the Hole, to name but a few.

    As to topical ones, how about Forum Pie. Just as you think you've eaten the last piece another bit pops up on the plate. Or how about a Slappy Sandwhich - one piece of bread with nothing on top.

    [This message has been edited by Slappy (edited March 04, 2002).]
     
    Slappy, Mar 4, 2002
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    Yes, the British are great at naming food. A friend of mine (named Joe) has a can of "Uncle Joes Mint Balls" on his desk. They are "Fresh" and "Pure".
     
    Jack Funk, Mar 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] I once had black pudding for breakfast. Then I learned what it was... :eek:
     
    Invoker, Mar 5, 2002
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    Jack Funk: Uncle Joe's Mint Balls are delicious!! :D
     
    Wildfire, Mar 5, 2002
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  7. C'Jakob Guest

    Well, not exactly made up, but: Monkey Balls.

    "... of urban academie ..." (sorry, forgot the complete tune of it.)

    [This message has been edited by C'Jakob (edited March 06, 2002).]
     
    C'Jakob, Mar 6, 2002
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    Pointed Martha - it's not really a food but a drink made out of mint, vanilla, tar and marmite.
     
    Vukodlak, Mar 7, 2002
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