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MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, oh allmighty rpg-players!!

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  1. Elan Morin Tedronai Gems: 10/31
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    [​IMG] Slashing through the Orcs, with a good two-handed blade
    Over corpses we go, and through the gore we wade
    Mace on helmet rings, making bodies fly
    What fun to sing our SLAYING song, and watch these suckers die!

    Chorus:
    Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let 'em get away!
    We're brave and bold for fame and gold, we'll make a lot today!
    Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let 'em get away!
    We'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and blow these dudes away!

    Crashing through the door, into the dragon's nose
    Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold, and out its fire goes!
    Elven bowstrings sing, making balrogs fall
    And our thief finds a secret door, into the treasure hall!

    (Chorus)

    Then appears the Lich, with his demon guard
    Our wizard yawns and wishes, we'd run into something HARD...
    He begins to cast, his 19th level spell
    That damn Lich throws a Gate at us, and drops us all in Hell!

    (Chorus)

    We appear in Hell, in front of Satan's Throne
    Our cleric waves us out the door, and takes him on alone!
    Satan's legions don't, want to let us go
    Our Techno pulls a bazooka out, and NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!

    Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells, don't let 'em get away!
    We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told, to think we'll live the day!
    Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells, don't let 'em get away!
    We'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and blow these dudes away!
    Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and drag our loot away!!"
     
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    LOL! That's clever, how long did it take ya to think of it?

    Wait! Tal posted that already! Check here!

    [ December 24, 2003, 15:17: Message edited by: reepnorp ]
     
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