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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Feb 25, 2003.

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    We spend the first two years of a kid's life teaching them to walk and talk. Then we spend the next sisteen years telling them to sit down and shut up. And we all know that grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children, but mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
    We can childproof our homes, but they still get in.
    The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. And remember, children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. (Right Mathetais and Rallymama?)
    Still, it pays to be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. And if you still suffer, just take the advice on an aspirin bottle: "Take two" and "Keep away from children."
     
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