most embarrasing...

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OK I'm feeling silly I want to know the details of your most embarassing moment.
If you have the courage that is

I thought I would suggest,
Ahem...
an embarrassing pass of gas

Have you ever farted and tried to pretend you didn't?

I guess in order to start such a ridiculous topic I must reveal my own
embarassing moment...

Once upon a time...
I thought this guy was cute
(He was the quiet type )
We were studying music together in a very cold city where the windows were closed during most of the year.
The two of us were in a room together and for some reason we laughed about something.
Well, I'm sure you can imagine what happened!
Out comes a small blip;
an almost unnoticeable retort from my backside!
Well, I thought..., maybe he didn't hear anything!
(Wishful thinking on my part of course).
But, to my dismay, it was an SBD!
You know,
Silent But Deadly!!!!

OMG, I could not look him straight in the face ever again!

And they lived happily forever after

 

Oh god don't remind me

Some embarrasing moments can be quite funny, but the most embarrasing in my life makes me want to cry. (Well amost.)

A few years ago, for some reason, and I don't know why, a guy I barley knew went to the headteacher of my school and said I had been coming onto him. (In a homosexual way obviously) I had never even spoken to this person before, I didn't even know his surname! You can imagine how upset I got, the bastard just laughed at me. I was friendless and became a social outcast. The teachers all went crazy at me. People called me fag in the street. It was only till a few months later when he admitted to lying did it all die down) god I could've killed myself.

On a lighter note I do just fart in public anyway, regardless of the time or place.

Oh and another funny embarrising story (sorry to mods, this is a teeny bit rude)

While I was on a trip to Germany, the guys in my room woke up early, and so seeing as how I was still asleep, decided to play a trick on me. They went to the girls dorms, got some of the most popular and attractive females and brought them to the room where I was sleeping. And then they gradually woke me up, and told the girls to stare at my groin. Unluckily for me it was one of 'those' mornings when you get a... you know what when you wake up. And all while they were watching. Funny now, but it wasn't at the time. Got more storys, but i'll save them for another time.

[ September 26, 2002, 21:50: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

 

Embarressing time for me...

You know you get those really creaky chairs? well during our exams at year 8 i was sitting outside because I used a laptop, I began to fidget and the chair creaked really loudly and rudely, the teacher looked round the door at me and said ' That was NOT me!' she quickly disappeared into the classroom again but she soon forgot it.

Another embarressing time? hmm... (This is a bit rude)

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Rudness:
well, I often get my words mixed up, as Teeny and Frosty both know, and I was talking to someone who happened to be a builder, I was asking about buildings for my schoolwork and meant to ask my some bricks were bigger than others... you can tell what I asked...

 

Back when I was still in school, 7th gade I believe. I was always the class clown and this particular day I was really acting up, so my next outburst was a trip to the principals office. Someone did something to make me laugh and I tried to hold it in. The force of me laughing sent a bunch of green and brown gook (from a cold I had at the time) shooting out my nose! All over me and my books! Luckily the teacher felt sorry for me and let me slide on that one

 

That reminds me...

when I was a mere 13 yrs old,
(back in the dark ages),
I used to skateboard everywhere.
This was before gas stations had those underground sensors to tell when a customer arrived.
In fact, back then people used to actually fill your car with gas and check your oil!!!

Anyhow, we used to run over the cables with our skateboards to make the guys come out.
This one station had just installed the new underground sensors.

I asked this guy pumping gas
"where's your dinger?"
Apparently he didn't work there,
he proceeded to spray me with his hose and call me foul names!!!
Like I had the dirty mind!!!
I guess you could say I got a hose job

 

About passing gas...
Back in the fourth grade, my class got to sit on a carpet once a week, and we would have class discussions. But, so that only one person could talk at a time, a tennis ball was rolled to the first person to raise their hand after the previous person was done talking. Anyways, this one day, I was laying on my stomach and raised my hand for the ball, and as soon as it rolled into my hand, I farted quite loudly, and even the teacher laughed at me. Of course, being 8 at the time, I also burst out laughing, especially when the girls started complaining about the smell

 

See this is why I think that when guys pass gas, a blue cloud should come out. And when girls pass gas, a pink cloud comes out. That way, it would be a routine thing. We'd see blue and pink clouds everywhere and nobody would be ashamed, because everybody would have their own cloud at least once a day .

 

I used to move furniture when I was 20-21. We had to wear uniforms and I got someone's old pants to wear.

Well, we were coming down the stairs with a dresser, and I was on the bottom. It was a tall dresser, so I was pressing it on the one end. I felt the button go, it popped off, and my pants fell down! I told the guy on the other end to set the piece down. He wanted to know why, and I had to tell him. He started laughing so hard he almost dropped his end, which probably would have killed me!

The worst part was, the guy we were moving, his wife, his parents, her dad, and thier son, were all in the living room watching this! Of course they thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw. Then I tried to explain that it was the first time I had worn these pants, and they all said yeah, right!

Another hilarious moment occurred I was working with this one guy who was quite a prankster, He told a woman that we needed a jug or a bottle of some sort, with a lid. She asked why, and he told her that "we need to drain the color out of your television before we can move it, and the bottle is to put the color in". She searched all through her house for about a half an hour, and finally went to a neighbor's to get one. The neighbor set her straight, and she was so embarrased afterwards that she couldn't even look at us again!

[ September 27, 2002, 02:02: Message edited by: Nutrimat ]

 

The most embarassing theing ever happen to me? That's an easy question...

A few years back, when I was on a short cruise with my dad. The second night, I got slightly intoxicated and started to fool around this one guy.
Anyways, we were in an elevator, and I had my hand in his pants when the doors opened to a VERY densely populated corridor... like, 25+ people...

I felt like I could die from sheer embarrasment only...

Ara
(Who, me? Nah, can't be... or could I be?)

[ September 27, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Arabwel ]

 

Along the same lines as ara a few weeks ago (7 days to be precise) my girlfriend and i were behind a bush in the park (reason only damm place in the park where people cant see what you are doing or so we thought ). Unfortunatley the caretakers in this park are dirty perverts and it was only after she'd taken her hand out of my pants and mine from hers that we realised this caretaker had been perving over us for the past couple of minutes . Very embarrasing but also, somehow, pretty damm funny

 

A little while ago I was sitting next to the boy I fancied and he was on his phone. He had one of those little tags on the aerial and my bra strap slid down my arm and hooked onto the tag without either of us noticing. Then I got up to go toilet and yanked him and the phone off of the seat! He's about 6 foot 6 (not kidding ) and i was so astonished that i fell over on top of him and he was like, 'OOh hel-lo!'