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Mutual understanding is a backbone of friendship (PG13)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Skedaddle, Jul 30, 2001.

  1. Skedaddle Gems: 13/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] And what happens without mutual understanding.

    Act One

    Piglet: Vinnie, we've recieved 20 pots of Hunny! 18 for each of us!
    Vinnie: How can it be 18 for each if there's just 20 in total?
    Piglet: I dunno, but I ate my 18 already!

    Act Two

    Vinnie is inflating a huge balloon, Piglet stands aside. The balloon explodes, Vinnie's mouth tears from ear to ear. Piglet looks his way.
    Piglet: Vinnie! You are laughing and my ears hurt!

    Act Three Phantom Menace

    Vinnie: Piglet, I'm establishing a company, called 'Sweet Hunny', will you help me?
    Piglet: Sure, will you sell hunny?
    Vinnie: No, I'll buy hunny... I'll sell pork...

    Act Four Silent revenge

    Friend meets Piglet.

    Friend: PIGLET! Where's your leg and eye???
    Piglet: Aaaw! Vinnie tricked me into betting my eye for that he will cut off my leg!

    Act Five Relationship Break

    Friend meets Vinnie.

    Friend: Vinnie, where have you been?
    Vinnie: Ah, was burying Piglet...
    Friend: What?! He died???
    Vinnie: Oh, yes...
    Friend: But why's your shovel all bloody?
    Vinnie: Argh! He tried to get out of the grave!

    The End
     
    Skedaddle, Jul 30, 2001
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  2. Gormenghast Gems: 10/31
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    Hehe LOL ! :D

    Btw Winnie is spelt with a W!

    No offence or anything i am just saying! :)
     
    Gormenghast, Jul 30, 2001
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  3. Skedaddle Gems: 13/31
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    Of course, but I'm afraid of copyright charges ;)
     
    Skedaddle, Jul 30, 2001
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    I figured that you had replaced the lovable Pooh-bear with more of a mafia type "Vinnie 'da Pooh" (or maybe I'm watching the Soprano's too much ;) )

    Either way, this is funny stuff!
     
    Mathetais, Jul 30, 2001
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    Oh right! :eek:

    Good Thinking! :)
     
    Gormenghast, Jul 30, 2001
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    [​IMG] Oh well, I confess, the bear is an impostor.
    His real name is Vincenzo, but the story's almost real-life :)
     
    Skedaddle, Jul 30, 2001
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