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My 1431th post anniversary thread

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by ArchAngel, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. ArchAngel Guest

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    [​IMG] Still in the spirit of Vicsun (also missing *g*) I will make an anniversary post. (by now I can even spell anniversary without looking in my dicktionary :D )

    Who has the best explanation to this unexplainable question:

    Where is the toilet in the Copper Coronet or what do they do when..

    *snicker* Well? :D
     
    ArchAngel, Feb 26, 2002
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    And the significance of 1431 would be??
     
    TheBlackRose, Feb 26, 2002
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    Vicsun was hanging out at Gamebanshee last time I looked.

    There is no significance to the number 1431, apart from the fact that if you minus 3 from it and divide it by 34, you get 42, which as we all know, is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. :1eye:

    About the toilets, well they did have a direct passage to the sewers didn't they? :p

    [This message has been edited by Wildfire (edited February 26, 2002).]
     
    Wildfire, Feb 26, 2002
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  4. C'Jakob Guest

    Well, there's a few secret doors in the CC. . .
     
    C'Jakob, Feb 26, 2002
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    Seriously (sorry), a more likely option would be bedpans carried to the street outside by the serving wenches.
     
    Maldir, Feb 26, 2002
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    There a bit skint at the moment so the expect you to use your jugs of ale(make sure you dont leave it on the table. Who knows what might happen!!!):hmm:
     
    Sir Chad, Feb 28, 2002
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    There were toilets at one point, but Lehtinan insisted on boosting his income by having thugs accost patrons while they were "occupied". Word got around, and manny of the patrons either developed superhuman bladder control or discreetly found other places to go. Some even tipped off the watch, or took direct vigilante efforts against Lehtinan's thugs. The toilets then became unprofitable, and Lehtinan realised that there was a more economical use for a room with sewer access. He removed the toilets, enlarged the sewer access and added steps, and hid the whole thing behind a secret door. With slave transportation now being handled via the sewers, Lehtinan was able to save on both loss of assets from watch seizures, and the regular expense of bribing the watch. Profits soared, until some minimum wage employee called Hendak decided to disrupt the effective running of business. I can only assume that he plans to restore the toilets to their original function.
     
    Ironbeard, Feb 28, 2002
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    I think they have big chamber pots all over the CC. So when you feel the need, you just do it in a big pot. Lehtinen then sells it as turnip fertilizer to the Janssen family.
     
    joacqin, Mar 2, 2002
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  9. C'Jakob Guest

    Why do I feel a long-winded but humourous turnip story from Jan coming up?
     
    C'Jakob, Mar 2, 2002
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