Mystra

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There was one of these some time ago for Elminster. Basically it's when Mystra has said something in response to a question that was funny. In no particular order -

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, with no ops about, should we run riot and destroy everything in sight?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.
<LazyBonzo> damm!!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, in that case should we kill you?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<Afu-the-pining> Mystra, am I going to die tomorrow?
<Mystra> Afu-the-pining, all signs point to yes.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<Afu-the-pining> See
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why are these people all crazy?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, God only knows.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<LazyBonzo> so true!

<Fallen_Paladin> Mystra is rude!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you rude?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that question is better remained unanswered.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you rude?
<Fallen_Paladin> told ya!!!
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.

<LazyBonzo> no-one's saying anything
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, why is no-one saying anything?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because you can't be trusted.
* LazyBonzo blinks

<C-Jakob> Mystra, why does everyone quit when I arrive?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, what gave you the idea that I have all the answers?
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you consider yourelf to be rude?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I like to think so.
<LazyBonzo> lol

<C-Jakob> Mystra, how is it that a bot actually has a mind?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, using a toaster.

<Veldrin> I wonder if Mystra has any pets
<Taluntain> sure
<LazyBonzo> ask her
<Taluntain> like Elminster
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what pets do you have?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Veldrin> Mystra, do you have any pets?
<Mystra> Veldrin, that question is better remained unanswered.
<LazyBonzo> !tip £10
* Mystra takes the £10, "Thanks LazyBonzo!"
<Veldrin> Mystra, why is that?
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what pets do you have?
<Mystra> Veldrin, who knows.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.
<Veldrin> stupid Mystra
<LazyBonzo> Mystra is rather avoidant tonight
<Veldrin> she's confusing
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you stupid?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<Veldrin> lol

<Toothpick^> Mystra, do you still love me?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, absolutely yes!
<Toothpick^> good good
<Toothpick^> never had a no to that question
<LazyBonzo> lol
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you love Toothpick^?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, concentrate and ask again.
* LazyBonzo concentrates
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you love Toothpick^?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, no way.
<LazyBonzo> awwwwww poor Toothpick^
<Toothpick^> she only says it to me, I mean a god loving a mortal
<Toothpick^> Mystra, do you still love me?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, concentrate and ask again.
<Toothpick^> ffs
<LazyBonzo> lol
<Toothpick^> thats it you cant talk to me like that our relationship is over
<Toothpick^> !orderfor flowers Mystra
* Mystra sets Mystra in front of flowers.
<Mystra> Anything else with that?
<Toothpick^> Im sowwy
<Toothpick^>
<Toothpick^> Mystra, am i forgiven?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, over my dead body.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, i think you should be nicer
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, not even on a GOOD day.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, I'll do that special thing you like if you forgive me how about it?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, with a screwdriver.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, ok
<LazyBonzo> rotflmao!
<Toothpick^> I think im forgiven
<Toothpick^> Mystra, can I get back in bed yet its cold on the couch?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, I like to think so.

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, im bored. what should i do?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, i belive that you have a dirty mind.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, not bloody likely.
<LazyBonzo> oooo touchy
<Toothpick^> lol
<Toothpick^> she keeps her fantasys a screate from most people, and its a bloody good job too
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what is your fantasy?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, never.
<Toothpick^> see
<Toothpick^> like she said earlier it involves screwdrivers
<LazyBonzo> ewwwwwwww

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you eat?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, okay... what do you eat?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, concentrate and ask again.
<Toothpick^> she does, but only expensive stuff
* LazyBonzo concentrates
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you only eat expensive stuff?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, absolutely yes!
<Toothpick^> see

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, where did Toothpick^ go?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, at a golf course.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, does Toothpick^ play golf then?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.

<C-Jakob> Mystra, is it just a delusion that every miscellaneous forum except for Whatnots is pretty much dead?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> Whew
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you actually capable of thought tho?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

Hope these seem funny to you. They did to me but some people might not like them (it's late im not sure what i'm saying ). Enjoy.

[ August 11, 2002, 00:56: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]

 

Hilarious. This is great.

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<C-Jakob> Mystra, could Maryland use some Syracuse and/or England weather?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, that question is better remained unanswered.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you just give a straightforward answer?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because I own your ass.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<C-Jakob> lmao!
<S_Goddess> LMAO
<LazyBonzo> add that one to the topic!
<C-Jakob> I will.

[ August 11, 2002, 00:28: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

 

Damm, that's funny!! Where do I get these 'bots?'

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'J:

Yours was most outstanding. Tal obviously put in a late night on that one, and it really paid off.

 

I'm so lost in this topic please explain.

 

Cool; thanks!

 

Thanks Tal.

 

Okay, so deBhaal and I got bored.

<C-Jakob> Mystra, why is #sorcerers so lonely?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I would have advised you to ask Singletaf, but I don't see that person here.
<deBhaal> Mystra, cant he just ask me?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you just say so yourself?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because Xan sucks!
<deBhaal> Mystra, why is the answer hazy?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because I have ops.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why does Xan suck?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because Osama Bin Laden is not dead yet.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do ops really mean that much to you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you affiliated with Al'Qaeda?
<deBhaal> Mystra, should i be an op?
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<Mystra> C-Jakob, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, you're not gonna blow yourself up, are you?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, answer hazy.
<deBhaal> Mystra, i want to go there, should i be an op?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because baby needs a new pair of shoes!
<deBhaal> Mystra, but i want to be an op!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, just tell me if you want to go to Israel to blow yourself up, okay?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Mystra> C-Jakob, all signs point to yes.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, you're truly disturbed, aren't you?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I'm busy.
<C-Jakob> Okay, fair enough.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, I'm truly disturbed, aren't I?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, that question is better remained unanswered.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, deBhaal's truly disturbed, isn't he?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<C-Jakob> I see how it is.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, haven't got a clue.
<deBhaal> Mystra, damn you!
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i disturbed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, absolutely yes!
<deBhaal> Mystra, thanks
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, did you just cave in to deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> Mystra!
<deBhaal> Mystra, tell me you didnt just cave in to me
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why would a might op submit to deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because you suck.
* C-Jakob cries.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i that forcefull?
<Mystra> deBhaal, over my dead body.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, never.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because Osama Bin Laden is not dead yet.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, am I that forceful?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, prospect looks bleak.
<deBhaal> Mystra, but Xan still sucks right?
<C-Jakob> Damn!
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<C-Jakob> lol
<deBhaal> LOL!!
<C-Jakob> So, bin Laden's hiding in Pakistan caves?
<deBhaal> Mystra, is Bin Laden hiding under your table?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding in your bed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding under your covers?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you one of his four wives?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding under your bed!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i getting warmer?
<Mystra> deBhaal, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<deBhaal> !?!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you under deBhaal's bed?\
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> she cant fit!
<deBhaal> Mystra, can you fit under my bed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal> Mystra, how?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<deBhaal> Mystra, sure you wouldnt
<Mystra> deBhaal, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why do you sleep around?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, haven't got a clue.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is it for the money, or the adventure?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, Don't ask me multiple choice questions.
<deBhaal> Mystra, im disturbed, thanks for noticing
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, so you and I are not disturbed?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, you wish.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, what about deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<C-Jakob> Ah, so we're all lunatics.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like adventure?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i a lunatic?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, so they've oppressed you into it, huh?
<deBhaal> damnit!!
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why am i not a lunatic?
<Mystra> deBhaal, ask Elminster.
<C-Jakob> Okay, this has to go on the Boards.
<deBhaal> Mystra, Elminster isnt here
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra,
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> LOL!!!
<deBhaal> Mystra, ive lost it, no?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, doe sthat mean i still have it?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<deBhaal> Mystra, what do i still have?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, how do you figure?
<Mystra> deBhaal, with a friend.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is that the same friend you sleep with?
<Mystra> deBhaal, concentrate and ask again.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, don't just hate deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, you wish.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, don't you just hate me even more?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i your favorite?
<Mystra> deBhaal, over my dead body.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, how am i supposed to take that?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not alone.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is bin Laden your favorite?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you going to comfort me?!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I like to think so.
* C-Jakob gives Mystra 5 bucks.
<deBhaal> Woohoo!!!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is bin Laden your Mack daddy?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, never.

[ August 14, 2002, 10:22: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

<Sir_Yerril> Mystra, is Lathander better than you?
<Mystra> Sir_Yerril, yes.
<Sir_Yerril> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

 

****This be true!****

<Mystra> Noble_ Do you think I should blow this joint of obnoxious kids?
<Noble_> Mystra, over my dead body.
<Mystra> Noble, I would really appreciate it a lot if you came with me to Hawaii? *blush*
<Noble_> Mystra, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[ August 14, 2002, 13:48: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

Wahay! Mystra loves me! I feature in her chat!

 

It's random, and honey, is there something you'd like to tell me?

I would post something funny that Mystra said to me, but my logs haven't been working since November 2001.

Just now:
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Mystra, do you really hate SC?
[12:44] <Firestorm_> ...
[12:44] <Mystra> Wildfire_, that's a question you should ask yourself.
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Hmm
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Avoiding the question. That's probably a yes
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, why do you hate me and want me to die everytime I play D&D online?
[12:45] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, haven't got a clue.
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> playing innocent. She definitely hates me
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, why are you not answering me directly?
[12:45] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, because.
[12:46] <Shadow_Chick> can't find a reason...
[12:46] <Wildfire_> Ooh, fun
[12:46] <C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you ever answer a question straightforwardly?
[12:46] <Mystra> C-Jakob, because.
[12:46] <Wildfire_> Mystra, you love me, right?
[12:46] <Mystra> Wildfire_, all signs point to yes.

[ August 14, 2002, 17:41: Message edited by: S Goddess ]

 

[14:19] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, why did you do that?
[14:19] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, because you suck.
[14:19] <Wildfire_> Lol!
[14:19] <Sir_Yerril> you're going down, punk
[14:19] <Sir_Yerril>
[14:19] <Wildfire_> Mystra, you have a bit of an attitude problem today
[14:19] <Mystra> Wildfire_, I like to think so.
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, Lathander is still better than you
[14:20] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, I wouldn't know anything about that.
[14:20] <Wildfire_> heh
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> coward
[14:20] <Wildfire_> This is odd, Mystra is making a vague amount of sense today
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> dear god, no!
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, whats Tal's secret?
[14:20] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.

 

Thats a thing. How do we look at the logs?

 

<Herf> Mystra, we all know you love me and only me and you want to marry me and have my demi-god offspring
<Mystra> Herf, not bloody likely.
<Cade`> Herf, she told you!!
<Herf> Nope
<Herf> Mystra, is it because of Azir?
<Mystra> Herf, prospect looks hopeful.
***Herf kicks Azir
<Herf> Mystra, now will you have me? Please?
<Mystra> Herf, maybe.

Outdone by a bot, this has got to be a low point in my life

 

[19:56] <Wildfire_> Mystra, Herf'll win won't he?
[19:56] <Mystra> Wildfire_, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
[19:56] <Mynock> ha ha ha
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, will Herf win?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
[19:56] <Wildfire_> Lol
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, will Av win?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
[19:56] <deBhaal> LOL!!
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, are you favoring Av?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
[19:57] <Mynock> Mystra, will I win
[19:57] <Mystra> Mynock, prospect looks bleak.
[19:57] <deBhaal> ROTFLMAO!!
[19:57] <Wildfire_> Lol
[19:57] <deBhaal> hehe

Herf and Avarahtar rolled up 3e characters, and we were trying to figure who would win

[edit]
BTW, Av won
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[ August 20, 2002, 04:15: Message edited by: Cade Strai ]

 

I was alone in the chatroom so I just fooled around with Mystra...

<Rhythm_> Mystra, we're all alone, aren't we?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I like to think so.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, do I turn you on?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, maybe.
<Rhythm_> Heh, wow.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, how about we get to it, while Toothpick's not around?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, with a can opener.
<Rhythm_> !!!!
<Rhythm_> Mystra, isn't that painful?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<Rhythm_> Playing the innocent girl, are we now.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, do you love me?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, over my dead body.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, this is a one night stand then?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Rhythm_> !tip 20
* Mystra takes the 20, "Thanks Rhythm_!"
<Rhythm_> Mystra, this is a one night stand then?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I like to think so.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, let's get it on.
<Mystra> Rhythm_, all signs point to yes.

I think she's concealing her true feelings for me .