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New scene to be included in Empire Strikes Back!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Invoker, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. Invoker Gems: 12/31
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    [​IMG] I found this posted at slashdot.org and thought you should know :)

    There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of Episode 1.
    INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

    A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

    Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
    Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
    Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
    Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
    Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
    Luke: NO!
    Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
    Luke: Threepio?
    Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
    Luke: No...
    Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
    Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
    Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
    Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
    Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"
    Luke: Shut up...
    Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
    Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
    Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!
    {Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}
    Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...
    {Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.}
    {Darth Vader looks after him.}
    Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

    [This message has been edited by Invoker (edited June 07, 2002).]
     
    Invoker, Jun 7, 2002
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    That's got to be the single-most hilarious thing I've seen all day..

    Classic..
     
    Xirev, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] This is not true I hope? It sucks! This will ruin the starwars movie! Say it's not treu!

    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
     
    SleepleSS, Jun 7, 2002
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    /me cackles evilly

    Bravo! That's brilliant...

    Ara
    (Finding time to spam...)
     
    Arabwel, Jun 7, 2002
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    Of course it's not true. :rolleyes:
     
    Taluntain, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] Dang, I already got excited when I read the topic.
     
    Volar Blackmane, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] :lol:

    :tie:
     
    the god, Jun 7, 2002
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    I was excited too, only to be squashed by Invoker's devilish sense of humor. :o :(
     
    TheBlackRose, Jun 7, 2002
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    I thought it was excellent!!!! I wasn't taken in - knowing that Lucas has no intention of releasing the original trilogy anytime soon... :( :wail: :tie:
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] Yippee! It's not true!It's not true!It's not true! Sorry I'm just verry happy to hear it!@

    Never ever post things like this please... it's bad for my health!
     
    SleepleSS, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] Sorry I disappointed some people but I thought it was very funny :D
     
    Invoker, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] :lol::tie::lol:
    Lmao
    Nice one invoker!
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jun 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] That was great. I'm still mad about Lucas not releasing the first 3 movies on DVD. I heard they 'really' are making some small changes to make them mesh better with the first 3 but I hope nothing like it. :D This is right up there with thoughs Troops videos.
     
    Voltric, Jun 11, 2002
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    :) yep very good but you forgot the line

    "even your mother had managed to rule a planet and become an ambassador to the Republic Senate by your age."
     
    Slappy, Jun 11, 2002
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    [​IMG] HAHAH.........BTW, I hated EPII!
     
    SlimShogun, Jun 12, 2002
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    [​IMG] What up peeps? :tie: I was rolling in the floor at that one.

    Nice new smilie btw :tie:

    And about the DVD's...patience.

    You've got TPM on DVD for now.
     
    Big B, Jun 16, 2002
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    Aaaaww, I was getting excited... :(
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Jun 18, 2002
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    [​IMG] :lol:

    It reminded me how bad episode 1 really is...
    (and how good The Empire Strikes Back is)
     
    Elendil, Jun 20, 2002
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