Oh ya, the pick up!

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I have heard some lame ones. I don't think they really work.

Ex:

I kept getting the feeling I was missing something. Then I found you.

Can you tie a cherry with your tongue?

Redheads are my favorite.

Your dancing is akin to a fine scotch sliding down the back of my throat. It is smooth from beginning to end.

My favorite one was when this guy approached me at the a club on an air force base. He was talking to me, telling me how I had a great body and all. He actually followed me into the girls bathroom where he proceeded to act like he was Tom Cruise. You know, the whole right here on the counter seen from Top Gun. It was actually pretty much word for word from the movie! I never laughed so hard in my life.

[This message has been edited by Satiana Fearbringer (edited February 06, 2001).]

 

Ouch! Those are pretty bad guys.

Once I jokingly told a guy I was saving myself for marriage. He took my hand, looked me right in the eye, and asked - "You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it, would you?"

 

*shudder* never used a pick up line and never will. sorry, i dont have any to contribute, cuz i dont know any.

 

"Do you have a quarter because I want to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing"

"Your clothes would look good on my floor"

Syl...

 

Your so beautiful it almost pains me to look at you.

How would like to find out what it is like to be with a real man.

Is that change in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

This could be your lucky day.

 

"Sorry about your face, bitch!"

Gets 'em every time!

Understand, this is a joke.

[This message has been edited by The Wise, The Grey (edited February 07, 2001).]

 

I've always just walked up and said hello, or if I happen to hear a part of the conversation the woman is having, I'll try to think up something funny as an opening...That's always worked for me.

I've heard the one about the angel/quarter...That's cheesy, but I've actually seen it work.

Worst line ever: Someone I know picked up his wife in a bar by using: "Didn't I see you on the cover of Seventeen Magazine?"

I can't believe that worked! Oh well, you never know.

 

If I said you had a beautifull body would you hold it against me ?

Just ask the girl to dance, if she wants a drink or just blooming well talk to her for gods sake. Forget the chat up lines they're all corny.

 

Sounds Like BTA gets all the women

I just love this anit-pick-up line:

You approach a beautiful women sitting at the bar and ask her if she would like to dance. She looks at you in disgust and with an upturned nose says , "Not on your life!"

You then reply with, "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

or

"Must be jelly, cause jam sure don't jiggle like that!"

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Fergus-- actually I like that one. Yes corny, but I also like the song.

 

Heh guys I picked up

The worst pick up line I ever had was when me and my mate Joe were out one night. He didn't like the music and we were a bit drunk so we started to jokingly imitate the other people onm the dance floor. Next thing we know a couple of girls come up to us and say 'You're really good dancers'. We couldn't help but laugh.


Last time I was at on an army base I was chatted up by a soldier too. She stripped me on the dance floor before we went back to her barracks.
Far too much to drink that night !!!!

 

Ew, pick up lines! So gross! Either you're physically attracted to each other, and you don't need words to express that, or you're not, and then a couple of smooth words really aren't going to change that.

Oh well, I've always known I'm too naieve

 

try going for a walk with chosen person and 'accidently' keep falling in the mud so that you have to hold that someone's hand to keep your balance...hehe, surprisingly this actually worked...very well indeed

 

Duskai,
I pretended I was afraid to ride a rollercoaster at a state fair. He of course had to hold onto my hand so I wouldn't be so scared.
Huh, he still laughes about that to this day.
Espeacially now that he got me on the newest and scaryest rollercoaster at Cedar Point.

[This message has been edited by Satiana Fearbringer (edited February 10, 2001).]

 

LOL! The deceipt of women is appalling, isn't it?

 

But it definitely keeps life interesting...

 

sorry, like wingfoot, i don't use pick-up lines, nor do i know any.

 

By Iove, that's all fake ?? So that request for a massage was just one of your phoney little tricks ? And I thought it was.. eh.. um.. never mind

Geesh, I'm so naive! But I guess you're right Sir Bel, that keeps life interesting