OLD 'How evil are you?' quiz

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Welp, was browsing around for old share/freeware what with some time off and all this unused space on my new hard drive, and I chanced upon some 'fun stuff' over at Necrobones Software; amusing options for responses, if a little dated. (O.J., Mosaic/Lynx browsers, etc.)

The quiz.


(I'll let a few people try it out before letting my dark aura cloud the boards-er...I mean blind everyone with my goodness! Honest! )

 

I think I took this quiz before, but it's still great.

 

Meh. Naturally a rather biased test.

 

Oh, come on now! There's two general types of these 'personality tests' - one attempts to give some form of REMOTELY valid insight into one's self, and then there's ones like this...

It's a JOKE, people! Look at those answers - mr. necrobones or whoever must've done this for the intent of making the 'takers' laugh!

ANYway, I got "Somewhat Evil" too, but I was only 39.5% and as such, less evil then Kuemper.

 

Allow me to bring a new extreme to this thread.

 

(Score: 156 out of 200)
78%

Very EVIL!

.... and ill-tempered

 

20.5%, mildly evil.

 

30.15% Mildly evil. Heavily biased, not enough nuance and plain boring. A major MEH

 

By all that is holy I'm ebil!

 

21.5%


Mildly Evil


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.

 

(Score: 37 out of 200)
18.5%


Mildly Evil


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.


heh, I'm the least evil person so far

Although for this test I think that's more due to the fact that I'm computer illeterate :/

 

Hmm. A gag test, but a fun one

 

Not bad for a mild-mannered bar tender

 

Score: 43 out of 200
21.5%

Mildly Evil

Some of the questions were expectedly silly with choices that obviously fell into the 8-bit Black Mage school of evil but others were just kind of weird.

 

(Score: 109 out of 200)
54.5%

Fairly Evil

That test was lame. The M$/Mac/Linux questions are getting so repetitive, that they're not funny.