Peanut Butter

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ooo i love peanut butter anyone else share my opinion?

here are some recipies i like to make peanut butter with:

1)

1 part Canola Oil

1 part sugar cubes or liquid syrup

2 parts peanuts

Mix, and you have a basic peanut butter. The oil helps it stick to your ribs so does the syrup.

2)

1 cup sugar

8 small packages peanuts

Use this ratio as nessesary to make as much as you need. Allow the peanuts to dissolve in the sugar. This makes a very thick, viscous peanut butter. You may change the ratio of sugar and peanuts. This is just a starting point.

3)

1 part Peanut Butter

Just put this in a container, and stick it in the freezer until it becomes slushy.


Then eat it and try to get it off the roof of your mouth or something.


Disclaimer and warnings:
do NOT use this on anyone or anywhere unsurpervised or if your stupid, and dont know what your doing because that shit sticks if you get it on you.

[This message has been edited by Dark Xan (edited November 09, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

I don't think it is wise of you to discuss the creation of butter on this site nor should you expect for this particular topic to be open for long. I highly doubt the moderators will appreciate a topic as inappropriate as this one. When it gets closed.. don't say you weren't warned.

EDIT: ROTFL!!!! THANKS BTA: That's why you're a MOD and I'm not.. LMAO. TRULY great stuff...
[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Xenecor (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

why not its not like i use it on people or something i just make it and put it in cardboard boxes and stuff

 

It has nothing to do with how "you" use it. This is a public forum that ANYONE can see. But don't worry, One ignorant kid will be thanking you for helping him come up with the formula to butter his school or something . Do you honestly think this topic will be acceptable for public audience? I don't doubt the majority of stupid kids today experiment with sticky butters, etc. However, if this was my site, I wouldn't want anything like this on it. Oh well. I don't even know why I replied to this. It's not my job to moderate. I am quite sure my comments won't be taken seriously anyway.... HAVE FUN, try not to eat up a can or something.

[This message has been edited by Xenecor (edited November 09, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

i dought anyone is stupid enough to do that and also its so easy to make i dont know many people who don't know the formula for it

i'll put a disclaimer on it...

[This message has been edited by Dark Xan (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

Hmm... a peanut butter forum? You know, this topic isn't really politically correct. Why peanut butter? Why not twinkies? Peanut butter is disgusting. Twinkies, on the other hand, are not. So please, little kids might read this topic and proceed to try making Peanut butter. Peanut butter is disgusting. Twinkies are not. So to all the little kids out there, ignore the peanut butter, and go buy some more twinkies to eat. They taste better than peanut butter. Trust me.

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

lol like i said this is not for kids its for ME! mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

Shouldn't you put a "Don't try this at
home kids" in the disclaimer?

And I don't share your opinion.

Buttering things just for fun is silly.
A friend of mine started a small fist fight by doing that once.

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

If it's for you, then you should have kept it to yourself. You could do the right thing and ask the mods to close this. Or even edit it all out.

[This message has been edited by Big B (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

fine i wont be myself i,ll just be another clone walkin in the lines

 

HAHA!!! I hardly think people explaining to you the inappropriate nature of your topic is "clones walking in a line." What you do on your on time... in your own life.. is totally up to you. All I'm saying is you should've considered the ramifications of having such a topic on the boards. To be quite honest with you, the fact that you created this topic should've been enough for me to see that no amount of explanation would make you understand. Silly Me!!!

 

Whoa now. No need to argue here folks. I mean it isn't our place to even say what can and can't be posted. The mods will come across it very soon I'm sure.

However, I do feel it was in poor taste to put three recipies for making the stuff available on these boards for anyone to see. If someone really wants to know how to make it, let them look it up. Like everyone has said, anyone can now accidently come along, see these recipies, think "Ohhhh....peanut butter! Cool! Let me go try it.", and end up doing something careless or stupid like sticking themselves or someone else together with the stuff. Now I don't have any problems with you discussing how you feel about it. That's all fine and good, and you never know; someone here might start a little peanut butter pen pal group with you or something I just think everyone's problem with the post in question is your addition of recipies. Someone without good sense (beleive me, there are plenty of said people out there) can get hurt with information like this. Would you want it on your conscience if someone posted that they got horribly fat two months from now from information they got from your post? If they want to search it out, let em. But don't put it on a public forum (with LOTS of kids viewing it too mind you) for anyone to stumble across.

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

point taken

 

UG!.. That's what I get for posting in a bad mood. I'm not trying to be hostile. Crawl made my point in a much more diplomatic fashion. Hopefully, the point has been sincerely taken.

 

Aye, peanut butter's easy to make, but difficult to eat up -- which is a thing not usually considered until after the fact... er, not that I speak from experience, of course.

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

LOL, finally someone with a sense of humor no wonder I didn't like that stuff after all

Kudos BTA

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited November 09, 2001).]

 

HAHAHAHA!

This has to be one of the funniest topics I've ever read! Great work BTA!

 

Think I'll stick to regular peanuts.

 

when i was a little boy, ahem, we had this big jar of peanut butter in our kitchen, and my brother would take it out and make me smell it. so now.. i can't stand the damn stuff!!!! yuck