Personal quotes

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I was wondering...we've had quotes from movies but what quotes do you use in everyday life?

mine is 'time to kick ass and chew bubblegum'

 

Daaaaamn...dude you were robbed. (Dave, KODT)

 

I use LOADS from WCW:

"Note to Self..."

"Don't worry about it"

"Too Sweeeeeeet!"

This is my own:
"I put every word in your mouth, punk"

 

"Crapola!"
"Marvy"
"It's my world, you just live in it"

 

"It's all about me, you know!"

 

"Yer gonna die clown!"

 

"It's all about Darien, you know."

And Holigan, you really need to get some WWF quotes, man. Oh, it's true. It's true

 

Eat my shit you motherf*cking son of a bitch.
My personal favourite for almost everybody I meet.

 

Damn! Shura took mine...(As if!)

Actually, I think most of the quotes I use are movie related...But here's are a couple of one liners I use frequently (some would say too frequently!)

Let's see:
what-EVER!
Ya think?
Excellent (In my best Monty Burns voice!)
That/you/it/she/he/ROCKS!
Oh no, not you, never...

Otherwise, most of my witicisms are borrwed from movies...

 

Hmmmm... Given this sampling, that's probably for the best!

 

Leaving movie quotes out of it. I think the best original quote I ever heard from a friend was;

"Sometimes not knowing is the only thing that makes it OK."

This is so true for many things.

 

Whenever someone says that they hate me, and that does happen more often then I'd like, I like to say: "No you don't, you're just saying that to make me feel better." Does anyone know what this is from?

 

"Moket mee!" is my favorite I guess, although I'm still pondering on how to translate that one properly.

 

This is one i use against annoying people...

"You have the mental interlect of less then 2...that means your IQ is 1"
*they usually say 'ugh'*
"See? I rest my case"

 

"Interlect", "Masterbation"???

I thought this guy was clever!?!?


j/k

 

Your ass: Consider it fist-reamed.
FEY VICTUS!!
DIE!

 

i have two but they are the same-

"if i want your opinion i'l ask for it"

"if i want your fucking opinion you blue-ass motherfucker i'll ram it down your goddamn throat and take it out your big ass a week later!"

 

I quite like this one for those people that keep telling you that one thing is the same as another, when it blatantly isn't.

"Two is not three. Not even for large values of two."

Can't remember who said it though.

 

One of my favorites
"If you don't like it, spank me, please."
Of course I only use it on women.
For men,
"Screw you, you hippie chick!"

My personal favorites though,
"I love it!" and "Thank you. Thank you very much."
Sorry for the politeness, it will never happen again.