Poll: Are you a retard?

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Please post here if you are, in fact, a retard. Other possibilities include:

• mentally handicapped
• cranially challenged
• terminally dense
• pathetically clueless
• unerringly ignorant
• certainly stupid

Just post your responses below.

I expect this will save us all a lot of time in debate threads. We won't have to post things like, "ArtEChoke, you are a retard" because his name (undoubtedly) will be on this list. Everyone will already know it.

So there will be no need to post the same insult again.

 

pathetically clueless and... unerringly ignorant

 

None of the above.

I have chronic arthritis of the head.

 

Scruffy looking

 

I'm obsessive compulsive. Does that count as mentally handicapped?

 

pathetically clueless the most, and with a pinch of retard mixed in for good measure.

 

Retard or down right ignorant and stupid.

Probably with a fair measure of clueless mixed in.

I'm pretty happy though, so who cares?

 

I am extremely forgetful and am able to lose interest and forget things in a matter of seconds. I am also an expert at blurting out extremely less popularer statements about people when it shouldnt be needed. I can go on abut all my faults for a long time but just take it for granted that whatever someone calls me is true

 

Heh, since this is after all a dnd game site, here are my anti-AD&D stats: (ranging from 3-18 )

Weakness: 14 (thought so )
Clumsiness: 12 (good enough)
Frailness: 13 (i'm pretty good at this)
Stupidity: 16 (extremely good, especially thick headed)
Ignorance: 17 (almost there)
Repulsiveness: 14 (not really sure about this, but since it includes arrogance, i suppose it's justified)

Ha! Beat that! So there, feel free to abuse this chart of mine in forms of personal attacks

 

Depends who you ask.

 

Judging from the fact that I even bothered to read the first post, therefore wasting a few seconds of my life on utter nonsense, I probably am one or more of the above

 

Well, I'm glad I'm not a retard. I can be ignorant sometimes, but that is because it comes in handy to appear to be ignorant sometimes.

 

Because I've posted here, I, and everyone else who responded in this thread, according to Shralp, is in fact a retard.

 

Yes, all of the above. It's contagious, too. I caught it in the chatroom. I'm malodorous, as well. That, however, isn't contagious.

[This message has been edited by Damona Silvercloud (edited April 25, 2002).]

 

I'm just a hapless fool, but that's sort of deliberate.

 

I beat my head against the window on a mini school bus with a football helmet on! Does that qualify?

 

Pethetically clueless. Does saying random things count too?

Lets see how do I fair up on Invokers new wierd chart....

Weakness:19
Clumsiness: 15
Frailness: Not sure what this means.
Stupidity: 20
Ingnorance: 14
Repulsiceness: 17-18 (and I wonder why I cant get any friends....)

 

I prefer to think of myself as Realisitcally Challenged

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited April 25, 2002).]

 

Well well... Who would've known... I don't call myself a retard, I just call myself mentally handicapped, cranially challenged, terminally dense, pathetically clueless, unerringly ignorant and certainly stupid. That's all.

 

Hey Shralp you just described me! thats so sweet isn't it everyone.

Ok so i will go with all f the above then............can i have a side order of cheezy chips with that?