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INSULT OF THE BANSHEE (NECROMANCY)
Range: O Saving Throw: Neg.
Casting Time: 9 Area of Effect: 30-foot radius
Duration: 3 rounds + 1 round/3 levels

At the culmination of this dreadful spell, the wizard lets out an age-old and long-forgotten insult so dire it can reduce dragons to blubbering wrecks. Everyone in the area of effect must make a save vs. breath weapon or take 10D10 emotional scarring damage, and immediately after must make a further save to avoid being stricken with hopelessness and killing themselves. Furthermore for every round thereon, everyone in the area of effect suffers a 98% casting failure, due to the highly distracting echoes of the Insult.


DRUNKARD’S BREATH (ANY SCHOOL)
Range: Visual Saving Throw: Special
Casting Time: 3 Area of Effect: 30-foot radius
Duration: Instantaneous

This spell causes a disembodied head of an enormous drunken peasant to appear and breathe with the strength of an adult red dragon. In addition to the huge 20D10 wave of acid damage, the force of the Drunkard’s Breath knocks an opponent off their feet and away from the caster.


RAY OF NERDINESS (ENCHANTMENT/CHARM)
Range: Visual Saving Throw: Neg.
Casting Time: 2 Area of Effect: 1 creature
Duration: 1 round/level

By way of a thin greenish line that shoots out from the wizard’s fingertips, one target can be reduced to a snivelling wreck, a pathetic echo of its former self. Its THAC0 is raised to 200, making it impossible to hit anything, its Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom and Charisma are all reduced to 3, its Luck is worsened dramatically, and its morale deteriorates to a bowel-clenchingly low level of self-esteem. However, the victim does receive a note from its mummy excusing it from PE, which appears in its inventory, and can be sold for 50gp at your local Adventurer’s Mart.

 

ROTFL!

But don't forget to check SP's other original spells posted here: http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000656.html

 

As lokken Says, You ROCK extremist


Summon Chaos Extremist
Level 1
Range; infinite
Duration; 1-30 minute, one additional minute of posting by Extremist per level
Speed; 1
Area of effect; Enemy's post
Saving throw; none

A level one caster can with this spell create the word "Shadow keeper" in his enemy's post. This might summon Extremist to join the discussion on the caster's side side.
A level two Caster can create an entire sentence that praises "Shadow Keeper" in his enemy's post. This will definately summon Extremist as an ally.
A level four caster can in addition to the above also put a sentence in the enemy's post that mocks the CLUAConsole and hexeditor. This will trigger an effective flame from Extremist that scares the enemy for 1 to 3 weeks.
A level eight Caster Can change the entire post of the enemy to both mock PST, Hexeditor, CLUAConsole and Viconia, and Praise Shadow keeper as the best BUG-free tool and praise Keldorn as the best PC. This will trigger a cascade of frenzy flaming from Extremist lasting 1d6 months against the Enemy of the caster. The Enemy of the caster must make a succesfull save Vs. Death or actually die of horror.
Spellcomponent is a PST- quote
Note; that this spell will only work in threads that haven't got the words "love" and "war" in the title.

Summon Chaotic Good Extremist
Level 1
Duration; 1-30 minute, one additional minute of posting by Extremist per level
Speed; 1
Area of effect; SP roleplaying forums
saving throw; none

a first level caster summons Extremist to give a helping hint on anything game related. The effect is limited to one word or a sentence. There is a 15% risk that the Extremist summoned is a mix of "Chaos Extremist" and "Chaotic Good Extremist".
a second level caster summons Extremist to give game related help. The effect is limited to a sentence. There is a 10% risk that the Extremist summoned is a mix of "Chaos Extremist and "Chaotic good Extremist"
a fourth level castersummons Extremist to give thorough game related help. There is no risk of Summonig "Chaos Extremist"
An eight level Caster summons Extremist to give detailed and excellent gamerelated help. Most often he will post links and tables that supports or helps his explanation. Most often he will stay around to write additional post if more questions should arise.
Spellcomponents; An Arcanum quote
Note; If the caster is in PST forum his active casting level works as four levels higher. four levels lower if the caster posts in IWD forum.

[This message has been edited by ArchAngel (edited November 23, 2001).]

 

Nobleman!!!

ROTFL!!!

Sorry Tal, but I had to spam. Nobleman, this is brilliant! I simply feel like drolling...

 

LOL
Archangel that was great

 

lol!

 

Hmmm . . . Ray of Nerdiness . . . you never mentioned INT being reduced to 3 in that.

 

Exactly! Nerds are known for their (albeit, in context, useless) intelligence!

 

Spell: Men's Fear. (illusion)
Save: Half
Target: All men

The mage cats an illusion that looks like a great bottle of tasty beer. Another illusion appears in the form of a hammer. The hammer is raised, obviously with the goal to smash the bottle in pieces. All men must make a will save or burst in tears an run away. For Students, there is no save vs. spell.