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Questions you wished you never knew.

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by nior, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. nior Gems: 24/31
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    Got this one in the mail box, and thought it might bring some smiles.

    1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    3. If olive oil comes from olive, where does baby oil come from?

    4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Ooops...

    5. Why is the man who invest your money called a broker?

    6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

    7. Why is it called building when it is already built?

    8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

    9. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

    10. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
     
    nior, Oct 3, 2002
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  2. Teensabre Gems: 9/31
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    [​IMG] Haha! Where'd you get all that! :D :lol:

    ROTFLMAO
     
    Teensabre, Oct 3, 2002
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  3. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    :spin: MORE !! :spin:

    - Why do kamikazepilots wear helmets?
    - If black boxes are indestructible why dont they make airplanes of that stuff?
    - Why didnt Noah kill those two musquitos?
     
    Morgoth, Oct 3, 2002
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