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Discussion in 'Alley of Dangerous Angles' started by Ragusa, Oct 4, 2010.

  1. Ragusa

    Ragusa Eternal Halfling Paladin Veteran

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    For random quote that may be witty, funny, outrageous, inane or the like.

    That one was IMO hilarious. It is from João Baptista de Oliveira Figueiredo, Brazil's last military dictator:

    Confirming that he wouldn't yield to the regime hard-liners who wanted to halt the process of "political opening" (transition towards democracy) promoted by his Administration, he said:
    Truly a democrat in spirit.
     
    Ragusa, Oct 4, 2010
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  2. Gaear

    Gaear ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful

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    Funny ... "Don't take no s*** off nobody, João."
     
    Gaear, Oct 4, 2010
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  3. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    "All right, then, I'll go to hell."
    Mark Twain
     
    Nakia, Nov 7, 2010
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    Got this one at an ESL conference last weekend:

    "If you are not fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm!"

    also,

    "You can't really get burned out if you've never been on fire."
     
    LKD, Nov 8, 2010
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  5. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Two from Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson:

    Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon.

    Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.
     
    T2Bruno, Nov 8, 2010
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    I prefer the Brian Blessed version from Blackadder: ... love thy neighbor like thyself. Unless he's Turkish, in which case - kill the bastard!
     
    The Shaman, Nov 9, 2010
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  7. Arkite

    Arkite Crash or crash through Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    "My father will get ahead of me in everything, and will leave nothing great for me to do."
    a young Alexander The Great
     
    Arkite, Nov 9, 2010
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    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    For some reason, this thread is in the alleys, which, unfortunately for several of you, means you cannot just post something reasonably (or even marginally) funny if it does not also have a serious connotation.
     
    dmc, Nov 9, 2010
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    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

    - Socrates

    (The attribution to Socrates is probably inaccurate, but the point remains that old people have been complaining about youth since time out of mind!:D)
     
    Montresor, Nov 9, 2010
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  10. NOG (No Other Gods)

    NOG (No Other Gods) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

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    "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
    - Albert Einstein
     
    NOG (No Other Gods), Nov 10, 2010
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