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Real Fight Club

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Shralp, Nov 5, 2002.

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  1. Shralp Gems: 18/31
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    Remove all ads!
    D00dz,

    For real fight club. My garage. Virginia.

    Grappling only (no striking). Experience in judo, jiu-jitsu, SOMBO, or similar art preferred but not required.

    Free, but donations to help me buy the mats are encouraged.

    BRING IT!

    [ November 06, 2002, 15:44: Message edited by: Shralp ]
     
    Shralp, Nov 5, 2002
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    You going down, boy. All the way, 'til you can't get up no more, ya dig?

    (I have no idea what he's talking about either)
     
    Yerril, Nov 5, 2002
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    I'll jump all over you're ass son! Just you wait! You got a beef with me? I'll bust you up! Y'know what i mean?

    I agree Sir Yerril
     
    Sniper, Nov 5, 2002
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  4. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Ill kick your arsses so high PEOPLE will think youre wearing hats blahyettayetta

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    Whatevah

    [ November 06, 2002, 17:18: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
     
    Morgoth, Nov 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] Watch those abbreviations Morgoth or else you get the flaming fist of Sir Yerril! But seriously, the abbreviation on people, check it.
     
    Sniper, Nov 5, 2002
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  6. joacqin

    joacqin Confused Jerk Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I say as Edmund Honda in Street Fighter 2, my sumo style will make me crush all opponents!
     
    joacqin, Nov 6, 2002
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    What?!? No Striking????
     
    Mother T, Nov 6, 2002
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  8. Ragusa

    Ragusa Eternal Halfling Paladin Veteran

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    [​IMG] I know no combat style but I'm so weasely and fast that everyone will wind his body into a gordic knot in the futile attempt to grab me - and defeat himself ... MWAHAHAHA :1eye:

    [ November 06, 2002, 08:53: Message edited by: Ragusa ]
     
    Ragusa, Nov 6, 2002
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    Now everybody! Just watch my **** get completly and totally kicked!

    And, erm, just wondering, has Shralp finaly and completly lost it?

    [ November 06, 2002, 10:40: Message edited by: Aikanaro ]
     
    Aikanaro, Nov 6, 2002
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    [​IMG] The idea is good except for that no striking part, that ain't Fight club that's Sissy club :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
    Belwar, Nov 6, 2002
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    Yes, it's true. I have to protect my beautiful face.

    Otherwise Extremist won't love me anymore.

    You guys should encourage me in this! At least I'm an American defending myself without a gun, right? :1eye:
     
    Shralp, Nov 6, 2002
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    I'll bring the tunes, the beverages, and the love.
     
    Jack Funk, Nov 6, 2002
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    ROTFLMAO! :lol: :lol:

    Can we use the force?
     
    Yerril, Nov 6, 2002
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    JUDO?
    I'll woop ass in this contest or whatever it is!

    Padeens
     
    Padeen Dragonblade, Nov 6, 2002
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    No, this is not a sissy judo match! In judo the game is over if you throw your opponent and he lands flat on his back. In Shralp Fighting (tm), you keep fighting until someone taps out!

    Booyah!
     
    Shralp, Nov 6, 2002
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    [​IMG] Is it allowed to poke one in the eyes, so as to laugh and point at him and then bat your eyelids to mock them screaming

    "I CAN SEE! WEE!"?
     
    Sniper, Nov 7, 2002
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    Ah yes, the Three Stooges School of Fighting. Very effective.
     
    Jack Funk, Nov 7, 2002
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    Can you smell what the Falstaff is cookin'???

    grrrr...
     
    Falstaff, Nov 7, 2002
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    As I recall, Falstaff runs and hides from battle. :1eye:
     
    Shralp, Nov 7, 2002
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    Weirdos. I just use my Wand of Random Aragorn/Boromir Slash Fics to make you praise me. And then its just BOINK, DOINK and BANG. Nothing hard.
     
    Eze, Nov 7, 2002
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